By fingerfuckd - 29/04/2009 15:47 - Canada

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Today, I was fingering my girlfriend. When suddenly she started crying at the peak of her orgasm, when I asked what was wrong, she replied. "I-I-I MISS HIM!" She was crying about her ex boyfriend. While I was inside her. FML
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sbcpunkrocker 0

that's your cue to leave her, run away as fast as you can

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sbcpunkrocker 0

that's your cue to leave her, run away as fast as you can

291 3
Darraghscoot 0

your mind does get a bit foggy when your having an ****** though.would you not agree? :)

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ryguy997 0

maybe use ur dick not ur finger... would prob be better for both of u.

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virshu 0

ya. "while u were inside here" doesn't include ur finger lol.

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TWSSMoment 0

I agree...what you Need to do is go to the airport and fly to Hawaii they got some fine girls over there and leave a note that says you've vomited suicide....works every time trust me.

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shehzeenahmed 0

lol maybe you should get better at what you do.

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Im2theran21 2

Hey, im imran. I just wanted to introduce myself. And to say that what you wrote in your description is pretty legit.

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Maddisonboii 0

#5 has the right idea, Haha. Her pus probably smells anyways

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Shotta 3

Get the hell out of there!! I can tell she has psychological issues.

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omglolydi 0

Run... run far far away

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Kristoffer 35

If she wants him that bad, let her go back to him. He's not available? Sucks to be her then, still get rid of her.

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