How could you?

By Horndog - 02/04/2022 18:01 - United States - Staten Island

Spicy
Today, a female friend, who I'm mildly into, was crying into my arms about how tough things have been for her. I'm so touch-starved that I got a boner as I hugged her. She noticed. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 154
You deserved it 340

Same thing different taste

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Habacadavarus 12

Ask not what your erection can do for you, but what you can do... for your erection.

Wadlaen 23

Well, that's an opportunity to start a conversation...

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Wadlaen 23

Well, that's an opportunity to start a conversation...

Just tell her it's a pickle in your pocket. Or maybe get a little more into her, if you know what I mean ;)

Well, hopefully your boner will also be mildly into her soon.

Habacadavarus 12

Ask not what your erection can do for you, but what you can do... for your erection.