FML : Today, my girlfriend and I were lying in her bed. We fooled around and were about to have sex as she suddenly began to cry without any reason. She cried...

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Today, my girlfriend and I were lying in her bed. We fooled around and were about to have sex as she suddenly began to cry without any reason. She cried for 30 minutes until I finally managed to calm her down. She said there was no reason for her crying. Then she fell asleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 14 November 2010 00:45 / Germany

Intimacy

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By IrishWildMan | 3

#1698847 - Sunday 14 November 2010 9:28

Well that seems anti-climactic.

By Pipity147 | 0

#1699530 - Sunday 14 November 2010 9:55

she was molested that happened to me and that was why

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By paleknight47 | 0

#1698845 - Sunday 14 November 2010 9:28

1st!!

SqueakyBootz | 0

#1698895 - Sunday 14 November 2010 9:32

that's why you gotta keep your pimp hand nice and strong

Zya_fml | 8

#1698915 - Sunday 14 November 2010 9:34

That's just awkward. Dump her.

Ben360 | 6

#1698930 - Sunday 14 November 2010 9:35

punch her in the wiener

H3ALTHFR3AK | 0

#1699507 - Sunday 14 November 2010 9:50

one day I wanna be first, and I'll do it with style thanking Satan and hitler for my victory

ICabooseI | 0

#1699535 - Sunday 14 November 2010 9:56

27 don't forget castro and Stalin!

H3ALTHFR3AK | 0

#1699573 - Sunday 14 November 2010 10:03

castro's a pansy, but thx for reminding me about brother Joseph. can't do it without his hateful support

Drummerfuk | 4

#1699819 - Sunday 14 November 2010 11:24

32, at first glance I thought your picture was a goldfish.

I then learned that it was Caboose.

MissErikaHart | 0

#1700102 - Sunday 14 November 2010 12:55

wow u gotta psycho...

iSitt | 0

#1700155 - Sunday 14 November 2010 13:14

She knew why she was crying, she just didn't want to tell you.
When a woman says "I don't know" she is really saying "you're an idiot for asking".

jpest17 | 5

#1700615 - Sunday 14 November 2010 15:51

she was probably touched as a child?

Hannerzzz | 0

#1700708 - Sunday 14 November 2010 16:15

64, THANK YOU. I'm surprised no one else realized that, jeez.

Joey3000215 | 0

#1701841 - Sunday 14 November 2010 20:11

82
nice pic

iwuvwolfz | 0

#1702677 - Monday 15 November 2010 1:38

lol have sex with her by taking off her clothes and do it yourself xD or you can insert it in the wrong hole for revenge next time >=D

jewban | 3

#1703191 - Monday 15 November 2010 4:01

i do that sometimes yeah it's definetly PMS

TheKevinDasilva | 0

#1705627 - Monday 15 November 2010 16:57

And BUSH lol

shorncliffe | 0

#1713653 - Wednesday 17 November 2010 12:44

your a retard
so while the majority of men work and bring in an income, while women think it is fine to stay at home all day drinking tea and talking shit, guys are some how meant to learn to understand that they don't say what they mean

By IrishWildMan | 3

#1698847 - Sunday 14 November 2010 9:28

Well that seems anti-climactic.

knibbsy | 4

#1698870 - Sunday 14 November 2010 9:30

More like anti-climaxic.

HeatherXCore | 0

#1699487 - Sunday 14 November 2010 9:45

Ba-Dum tsst

Oxycodone | 0

#1699523 - Sunday 14 November 2010 9:54

probably because of his lack of ability to use then/than properly in a sentence.

hedgerow | 0

#1700042 - Sunday 14 November 2010 12:38

huh?

ilaleahcim | 6

#1700097 - Sunday 14 November 2010 12:55

28...
What..?

thejacl | 0

#1700199 - Sunday 14 November 2010 13:37

28- He used then once and correctly at that. There is no need to use the word than. So what are you talking about?

pureecstasy | 5

#1703316 - Monday 15 November 2010 4:52

That would be called pms

BirdieCurls | 25

#5963972 - Tuesday 3 June 2014 7:01

@66, the FML was fixed, the original said 'than' instead of 'then'.

By transalex | 4

#1698851 - Sunday 14 November 2010 9:28

mental!

Crazy_Toss3R | 0

#1700505 - Sunday 14 November 2010 15:20

someone call the doctor, we got a case of bipolar.

my2centsworth | 15

#1701662 - Sunday 14 November 2010 19:27

That's what I was thinking. She probably doesn't know why she's crying. Don't take it personally. If she continues to burst into tears without an obvious reason, you should encourage her to talk to someone.

cradle6 | 13

#1701913 - Sunday 14 November 2010 20:29

She's a hormonal young girl. I wouldn't worry too much. A girl I was with would do something very similar i.e. she would cry for no reason.

tiger_master | 0

#1703270 - Monday 15 November 2010 4:31

or she didn't want to have sex so she cockblocked him

By stalkergirl94 | 0

#1698877 - Sunday 14 November 2010 9:31

Crazy?

ninjafrogz66 | 0

#1755848 - Friday 26 November 2010 16:52

she just REALLY didn't want to do it...

By Tikwichka | 5

#1698889 - Sunday 14 November 2010 9:32

* Then she fell asleep.

BahahahLOL | 0

#1699626 - Sunday 14 November 2010 10:13

I love you.

Bee_fml | 2

#1699648 - Sunday 14 November 2010 10:23

Fixed! Thank you! :-)

By Mirorbo | 26

#1698897 - Sunday 14 November 2010 9:32

...wut?

Rag_dollxx | 21

#5874237 - Monday 3 March 2014 15:00

He was cock blocked by her salty tears.

By crksNcstls503 | 0

#1698902 - Sunday 14 November 2010 9:33

slap her and youll give her something to cry for...

crksNcstls503 | 0

#1698948 - Sunday 14 November 2010 9:36

kidding of course ha:D

AlyWallyy | 0

#1700370 - Sunday 14 November 2010 14:47

not funny a hole

shutyerpiehole | 0

#1700913 - Sunday 14 November 2010 16:44

Not funny. Maybe you should be slapped for your sh*tty comment. Not kidding.

WeirdUp | 0

#1701148 - Sunday 14 November 2010 17:22

y u no have cool car

crksNcstls503 | 0

#1701507 - Sunday 14 November 2010 18:59

chill only a joke, Damnn.. get all offended

C6Racer | 0

#1701737 - Sunday 14 November 2010 19:38

Seriously. Nobody can take jokes anymore.
Btw, I really hope that 2.0L is running on at least 10psi of boost. If not, you fail for owning a neon.

skyttlz | 32

#1701904 - Sunday 14 November 2010 20:27

agreed. chill. lighten up he was just being funny.

logandean | 0

#1704073 - Monday 15 November 2010 9:05

hey I have a neon and I love it, don't hate!

crksNcstls503 | 0

#1705217 - Monday 15 November 2010 15:53

ha oh really that's cool I just barely got mine cause i had a lot of work done to it

sassypants93 | 17

#1753031 - Friday 26 November 2010 4:11

This made me laugh. I have no idea why some people find the need to bitch about a joke even after you specified that it was a joke.

MinnesotaMakesMe | 0

#2568095 - Thursday 26 May 2011 16:43

Would have been funny even of it wasnt joke haha, sometimes people needs slaps in the head.

By nswan | 5

#1698917 - Sunday 14 November 2010 9:34

that's just something girls do... but not normally before doing it. haha sucks for u!

Iskaria | 0

#1698960 - Sunday 14 November 2010 9:38

No it isn't 0.o

Draminicaus | 0

#1699601 - Sunday 14 November 2010 10:08

I dated a girl that did that. lol Bad memories was the reasoning behind it, I think. like, buried memories that surfaced.

.....that and she was crazy.

xgetxbentx | 13

#1700006 - Sunday 14 November 2010 12:25

most girls don't randomly cry for no reason..... maybe over stupid reasons, but not no reason at all.

mcleod | 17

#1700303 - Sunday 14 November 2010 14:24

at least it's for stupid reasons

CitrusGirl | 0

#1700418 - Sunday 14 November 2010 15:05

My best friend hasn't been able to have sex with her boyfriend because everytime she's about to she has flashbacks to being sexually abused as a child...