By wtf?! - 30/5/2020 05:00

Purple rain, purple rain

Today, out of boredom, I decided to dye my hair. I clumsily spilled some of the purple dye on my chest and shoulders. My insane mother is convinced the marks are hickeys I got from sneaking out and having sex with a boyfriend I don’t even have. She won’t listen, and I’m grounded for a month. FML
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By  Marcella1016  |  29

She didn’t notice your purple hair?

Sorry she’s so over the top. I suggest you put the dye on your skin in front of her and show her. Maybe she’ll figure it out and un-ground you. She seems genuinely crazy though that’s a huge stretch.

By  tounces7  |  27

The fact that your mother couldn't even manage to tell the difference between a huge purple spill, and a hickey, just shows how extremely far that stick is up her ass.

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By  Marcella1016  |  29

She didn’t notice your purple hair?

Sorry she’s so over the top. I suggest you put the dye on your skin in front of her and show her. Maybe she’ll figure it out and un-ground you. She seems genuinely crazy though that’s a huge stretch.

By  tounces7  |  27

The fact that your mother couldn't even manage to tell the difference between a huge purple spill, and a hickey, just shows how extremely far that stick is up her ass.