Purple rain, purple rain

By wtf?! - 30/05/2020 05:00

Today, out of boredom, I decided to dye my hair. I clumsily spilled some of the purple dye on my chest and shoulders. My insane mother is convinced the marks are hickeys I got from sneaking out and having sex with a boyfriend I don’t even have. She won’t listen, and I’m grounded for a month. FML
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She didn’t notice your purple hair? Sorry she’s so over the top. I suggest you put the dye on your skin in front of her and show her. Maybe she’ll figure it out and un-ground you. She seems genuinely crazy though that’s a huge stretch.

The fact that your mother couldn't even manage to tell the difference between a huge purple spill, and a hickey, just shows how extremely far that stick is up her ass.

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She didn’t notice your purple hair? Sorry she’s so over the top. I suggest you put the dye on your skin in front of her and show her. Maybe she’ll figure it out and un-ground you. She seems genuinely crazy though that’s a huge stretch.

If a boyfriend is a reason to ground you, tell her she won't have grandchildren.

The fact that your mother couldn't even manage to tell the difference between a huge purple spill, and a hickey, just shows how extremely far that stick is up her ass.

So wash it off with her watching...

That’s not how dye works.

When you dye or bleach your hair, coat any covered skin with coconut oil or petroleum jelly to protect your skin. Also, she cray.

Oh hi Karen.. 😵