Purple rain, purple rain

By wtf?! - 30/05/2020 05:00

Today, out of boredom, I decided to dye my hair. I clumsily spilled some of the purple dye on my chest and shoulders. My insane mother is convinced the marks are hickeys I got from sneaking out and having sex with a boyfriend I don’t even have. She won’t listen, and I’m grounded for a month. FML
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Marcella1016 31

She didn’t notice your purple hair? Sorry she’s so over the top. I suggest you put the dye on your skin in front of her and show her. Maybe she’ll figure it out and un-ground you. She seems genuinely crazy though that’s a huge stretch.

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tounces7 27

The fact that your mother couldn't even manage to tell the difference between a huge purple spill, and a hickey, just shows how extremely far that stick is up her ass.

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Marcella1016 31

She didn’t notice your purple hair? Sorry she’s so over the top. I suggest you put the dye on your skin in front of her and show her. Maybe she’ll figure it out and un-ground you. She seems genuinely crazy though that’s a huge stretch.

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alex_jaguara 31
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If a boyfriend is a reason to ground you, tell her she won't have grandchildren.

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tounces7 27

The fact that your mother couldn't even manage to tell the difference between a huge purple spill, and a hickey, just shows how extremely far that stick is up her ass.

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AmbrosiaFan 18
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So wash it off with her watching...

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raven_of_azarath 34
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That’s not how dye works.

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leximichelle 13

When you dye or bleach your hair, coat any covered skin with coconut oil or petroleum jelly to protect your skin. Also, she cray.

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foxyladyalias 2

Oh hi Karen.. 😵

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