Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML
Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of someone having sex in the room next to me. I don't have a roommate. Turns out my mom thought I was out of town and used her extra key to bring a guy over for sex. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents, who are in their late 50s, having sex. That's not the worst part, it's understandable; we all have needs. However, I walked in on them doing it on my bed. FML
Today, I was lying in bed, trying to sleep, when I heard my parents having sex, so I put on my headphones. After listening to music for a good long while, I figured they were done by now, so I took off the headphones just in time to hear them finish. FML
Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML
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thriceforme 3
eww
rlerke 0
you should have started farting, nothing kills the mood like a wet fart.
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Comments (263)
thatonedame 6
blindly throw a pillow in their direction. just don't look!!! if you aren't creeped out enough already, seeing that can do some serious emotional scarring.
My_Deathbed 0
You should have walked in and have some fun ;)
handhugsftw 0
ewww! 26 that's nasty! haha let's not encourage incest here, people!
purgarus 6
I think you mean Wincest!!!
handhugsftw 0
maybe I do... we'll see :)
turtles1321 0
or mabe she means winchester lol im random
ScaryyMary 14
No, you're just stupid.
JenandNA 0
ewwww thts gotta suck
iamchuck 0
That is going to disturb you for a long time. At least you didn't walk in on them and see it. Still, good luck trying to look them in the eye for a while.
kimmberlyann 0
ahahhaha you shoudve walked right in and said can i join??
meglovesjoe 0
you shoulda told them to get their own room.
thatonedame 6
just use it as blackmail next time you don't get your way. unless if course your parents aren't the sort of ppl who care if family knows that they will have sex in a hotel room with their children present. I know my grandparents would have a few things to say about that sort of behavior.
Zakuraa 0
^^ @32; It's probably because they're all idiots and find humor within it. Tsk, Tsk..
Raleigh_bruh 7
Bleh, commenting bug is back.. But yes, Zakuraa. I suppose so, some people just have twisted senses of humor I guess.
rockediny 0
incest is fun, u should try it :P
superOdY 0
lmao 32 i agree wit u on that one... it's alrdy disturbing enough n ur sayin go join? lol
Raleigh_bruh 7
I realize that the concept of threesomes amuse some people, but really? Why are so people suggesting Op have one with their parents..?
ktbird 0
I don't quite see how this could be blackmail, but you're right that it's a whole new level of trashy and disgusting. Honestly I find it incredibly disrespectful. Screw saying something or farting, shouldve thrown something at them.
Zachrutan13 0
dude some people are just friggen weird
twilight_0118 0
I would have been beyond pissed. my parents are really sexual and it's ******* annoying. I don't rly mind that they have sex, what bothers me is that they don't respect me enough to pick up their devices and toys before I see them. u should have been like "shut the **** up!!!!!" I bet they would have been embarrassed. :D
Lizz7 0
I went looking for my cats today to take them to the vet, and looked under my parents bed, the cats like to sleep under there. There was a giant freaking vibrator under my mom's side, almost sticking out in the open. My 6 year old brother plays in their room all the time and they just leave that stuff around. Its horrible.
Lizz7 0
I went looking for my cats today to take them to the vet, and looked under my parents bed, the cats like to sleep under there. There was a giant freaking vibrator under my mom's side, almost sticking out in the open. My 6 year old brother plays in their room all the time and they just leave that stuff around. Its horrible.