By yourstruly - 11/02/2010 19:40 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of someone having sex in the room next to me. I don't have a roommate. Turns out my mom thought I was out of town and used her extra key to bring a guy over for sex. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 634
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is she still married to your dad?

and that's why you give her the key when your really going away


and that's why you give her the key when your really going away

well that's nice "/

my bad op I didn't mean to wake u up but your mom I a good fucking MILF, I already told her not to be so loud tomorrow and the next day, and the next day, and the next day............................... and the next day.

pongmaster 0

ewww that's disgusting for you, take back that key so your mother doesn't have to tell her new son "hey, you were concieved in your brother's house on accident, and also, he knew all about it"

FYL dude that's sick.Your mom?eeewww

@Maa_ricoi always gotta cover ur moms mouth when I'm waxin that ass

grab the camera :)

oh! that was your house? sorry about the drapes bro, we got a bit freaky!

is she still married to your dad?

3DLoli 0


thoughtcrimeno1 0

^super special awesome!

Doin yer Mom.......D..D..Doin yer Mom! RWJ Style! But hopefully he doesn't catch Sqaids!!

Who said they were even married in the first place?

PurpleSquirrel 0


PurpleSquirrel 0

did you join them?

BigLostBear 0

dude, not cool, incest is disgusting.

BigLostBear 0

sorry other guy got his comment deleted so it posted it to yours

@4. --> you made my day.

was mommy screaming while the dude put the key in her keyhole?

killabeast1 0

WTF gross

thedivinecomeD 0

how come she thought you were out of town?

sevlen 0

oh how nice

was she screaming when he put the "key" in her keyhole?

Averizzle 0

Cmon mane you have to have better pubs than that..