Boundaries

By Anonymous - 14/10/2020 02:01

Today, I walked in on my parents, who are in their late 50s, having sex. That's not the worst part, it's understandable; we all have needs. However, I walked in on them doing it on my bed. FML

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Same thing different taste

By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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Excuse me

By Anonymous - 30/03/2015 10:30 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2019 09:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML

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Knock next time

By my eyes!! - 27/05/2020 08:00

Today, I walked in on my husband's elderly parents getting it on. It’s beautiful they still love each other, I just wish they hadn’t decided to express that love on our living room sofa. FML

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Nooooooo!

By ScarredEars - 12/08/2010 12:02 - United States

Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML

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Gatekeeping sex

By My eyes and ears, oh god, my eyes and ears - 20/08/2022 17:00 - United States

Today, I have accidentally encountered my parents having "sexy time" four times in the past week. I'm an adult. My parents are in their fifties. Their bedroom door doesn't fully shut, so I always get an unpleasant glimpse when I walk past, occasionally punctuated by my mom's pleasured moaning. Kill me now. FML

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By Bear - 01/02/2009 17:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML

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Knock first!

By Anonymous - 19/09/2023 06:00

Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML

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Pranked!

By RetroDayDreamer - 10/09/2011 15:46 - United States

Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML

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The dead of the night

By Anonymous - 20/02/2024 13:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I caught my mom and her boyfriend fucking in their room at night, all because I wanted to go to the bathroom. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 14 October 2020 5:39

It's not such a big deal. All you have to do is get your parents to replace your mattress, sheets and pillows ... and the eyeballs you tore out.

mcsmee 7

Thursday 15 October 2020 0:32

Sorry. We thought we'd be done before you got home.

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 14 October 2020 5:39

It's not such a big deal. All you have to do is get your parents to replace your mattress, sheets and pillows ... and the eyeballs you tore out.

Jillian Cosby-Kelly 15

Wednesday 14 October 2020 20:24

eh. make them change your sheets and get over it. sex is a part of life, dont waste your energy caring when someone else does it.

mcsmee 7

Thursday 15 October 2020 0:32

Sorry. We thought we'd be done before you got home.

ytsejammer1977 4

Friday 23 October 2020 1:53

Not your house. Not your bed.

Rosemarie Townsend 13

Saturday 24 October 2020 15:52

Move!

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