Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML
Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of someone having sex in the room next to me. I don't have a roommate. Turns out my mom thought I was out of town and used her extra key to bring a guy over for sex. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents, who are in their late 50s, having sex. That's not the worst part, it's understandable; we all have needs. However, I walked in on them doing it on my bed. FML
Today, I was lying in bed, trying to sleep, when I heard my parents having sex, so I put on my headphones. After listening to music for a good long while, I figured they were done by now, so I took off the headphones just in time to hear them finish. FML
Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML
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thriceforme 3
eww
rlerke 0
you should have started farting, nothing kills the mood like a wet fart.
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Comments (263)
scarlettbraylee 0
that's gross.
dgaf247 0
wow 50 the perfect creeper
roflinyourwaffle 0
wow 124, the perfect waffle.
meglovesjoe 0
32 I agree
roflinyourwaffle 0
you missed your chance for some wincest.
CupAndSilverware 3
op, if you decided to stay then you should join in for the family fun
lazyfoo92 4
lol it might be gross but your sexy
aardvarkish 17
I would have done the "Rainman" thing and started moaning while continuing to feign sleep.
Smeagol648 0
You should've joined em.
fruityloopz 4
incest - a game the whole family can play!
imright24 0
And instead of clearing your throat or doing something to let them know you weren't asleep, you just pretended you were and continued listening to them. You loved it.
rickclark939 0
#5 hahahaha