By fmjob - 21/07/2009 04:39 - Canada

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Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML
I agree, your life sucks 90 180
You deserved it 6 235
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AeryFairy 10
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Ew. Just plain ew.

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ryepdx 0
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Awkward... O.o

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codyxfail 0

Dads this week are so cool.

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iSlowPwnz 0
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Indeed haha! I laughed hard when I read that FML! ;D

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Fop 6
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I didn't laugh, I was mortified. When my dad and his woman have sex, you hear it throughout the building. They're in the first floor with the door closed, I'm in the second with the door closed. @OP, you're lucky you can just switch rooms... FYL, horrid parents.

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TokiWartooth 0
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horrid parents? his dad is fucking hilarious.

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michalk92 0

lmfao

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iAlwaysYDI 0
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most epicest FML evar !!

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bezach 0

today my parents had sex and I called child services for having horrid parents, I'm now in a. group home and my parents.need to now attend court, fml.

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shaubygal 11

115 hell yeah his dad is

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DalekScythe 0
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he isn't fucking hilarious... he was fucking his wife

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AeryFairy 10
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Ew. Just plain ew.

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Sirrush 0
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wow, your dad isn't very confident about himself is he? btw fyl

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_Noon_ 0
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Whahahaha. Best FML this week :D Fav'd. And yeah, I agree with #2, eww!

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Emico_fml 0
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That's the creepiest thing I've ever read.

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kellbelle26 0
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I find it hard to believe a dad would really ask his daughter that.

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Sirrush 0
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pay attention, the OP was male

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_Noon_ 0
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Me too, but on the other hand, this is beyond everything you could make up, so therefore I believe it :|

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kellbelle26 0
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Oh, that makes since. :)

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UncleverName_FYL 0
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LOL timtam it makes perfect since

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fawfulster 11
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BEHOLD! A new "How do I shot web?" has born!

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saze_fml 0
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Hahaha one of the funniest FMLs I've read this week. Wow does ur life suck dude

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