Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML
Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of someone having sex in the room next to me. I don't have a roommate. Turns out my mom thought I was out of town and used her extra key to bring a guy over for sex. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents, who are in their late 50s, having sex. That's not the worst part, it's understandable; we all have needs. However, I walked in on them doing it on my bed. FML
Today, I was lying in bed, trying to sleep, when I heard my parents having sex, so I put on my headphones. After listening to music for a good long while, I figured they were done by now, so I took off the headphones just in time to hear them finish. FML
Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML
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thriceforme 3
eww
rlerke 0
you should have started farting, nothing kills the mood like a wet fart.
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Comments (263)
perdix 31
You're lucky you didn't get hit by your dad's arcing ropes of spooge . . . and/or, if your mom's a squirter, whatever her flying juice would be called. Good thing you didn't get any visual or tactile stimulation from the event . . . I'll bet the smells were inevitable.
Fichael 0
^ lol
mush_room 0
you're so full of win perdix xD
zZsleeperrZz 0
sleep in the bathroom ;)
shadowsbane 0
My parents would've known I were awake by the sounds of me projectile vomiting.
adrienne421 0
omg haha
pinkizzy 0
whenever my parents do that...i join them. ;)
the_flirtt 0
wow
bubblezz0504 0
scarred.for.life.
Fmlissodamnfunny 0
Exactly what I felt when I saw your profile picture
roflinyourwaffle 0
should've filmed and sold it to a **** site.
sourgirl101 29
Those mini bar prices are a rip off! Your folks would feel like they got ****** (twice) after they see the final hotel bill.
ZachMitch1994 0
tell them to shut up ... problem solved !!
ladouche182 0
hahah! ydi for not telling them! "dad please stop ******* mom"