Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML
Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of someone having sex in the room next to me. I don't have a roommate. Turns out my mom thought I was out of town and used her extra key to bring a guy over for sex. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents, who are in their late 50s, having sex. That's not the worst part, it's understandable; we all have needs. However, I walked in on them doing it on my bed. FML
Today, I was lying in bed, trying to sleep, when I heard my parents having sex, so I put on my headphones. After listening to music for a good long while, I figured they were done by now, so I took off the headphones just in time to hear them finish. FML
Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML
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thriceforme 3
eww
rlerke 0
you should have started farting, nothing kills the mood like a wet fart.
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Comments (263)
oarisimo 4
I wouldn't said something...
Spelit 0
Wouldn't HAVE* Grammar honey:)
Jordykins 0
OOHH EMMM GEEE! They forgot a word! :O :O :O
bennyjoe1733 0
dude that's awesome you should have joined in
yamiibaybee 0
Lol well that's one way to teach your kids about the birds and the bees...
angelhorse11 0
WOW!!!!!!!!!! were u horny just a little bit at all I would be even though itz my parents!!!!!!!!!!!!
varkey 7
wtf 135... you are so screwed up.... freak. get help now. and this is terrible
AlSnEaKs 0
hahahaha this is the funniest thing ive heard all day.
bbykks 0
your parents are assholes id be so pist if mine did that. like have some respect.! im sure you can hols back your needa for one damn night. disgusting, filthy
Spelit 0
I'd* Pissed* I'm* Hold* Needs* I have a feeling that alot of those were just type-o's. But anyways.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
*a lot [2 words, not 1] *typos
bekababy94 0
ughh., this happened to me too
deathgrowl6 0
oh, that happens to me ALL THE TIME!!
ryanshek56 0
could have gotten revenge by waiting when they fall asleep and draw all over them
sallen0046 4
Having sex is not disrespectful to your children. Instead of simply making them aware that you were witnessing the act and highly uncomfortable with it, you chose to do nothing and then come complain on the internet. If you take no action, you can't complain about how it's ****** your life.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Having sex while sharing a room with your child is indeed disrespectful. Would you excuse the OP if the situation was reversed, ie a parent was the one sleeping while the OP had sex nearby? I doubt it.
sallen0046 4
No, you're right, I wouldn't because I don't know a single parent that would lie awake and tolerate witnessing their child have sex in the very same room.
ScaryyMary 14
Irish is right. Besides, the OP was actually being courteous by not interrupting. It saved the parents shame and embarrassment (although they would have rightly deserved it) and let them finish up the business they should have saved for another night.