Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML
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Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML
Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML
Today, I got permission from my parents for my boyfriend to stay over. Things got intimate, and I tried my hardest not to make too much noise. However, while having a post-sex cuddle, we heard my parents in the next room muttering about my "faking". FML
Today, I heard my parents having sex for the first time so I turned the TV up really loud to drown out the noise, and a minute or two later my mom comes downstairs in this skimpy nightgown to ask me why the TV was so loud and, seeing the horror on my face, kept asking what was wrong with me. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML
Today, my parents, not trusting me and my boyfriend, told us to call them in the middle of our movie so they could hear it, and prove we weren't up to no good. Well, I called. Just as a raging sex scene started. FML
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noporn4u 9
YDI, and you should consider how much worse the outcome could have been than an awkward talk.
alex_jaguara 33
It doesn't sound as embarasing as walking in on you and the next time same thing happening his parents walking in, in his place.
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alex_jaguara 33
It doesn't sound as embarasing as walking in on you and the next time same thing happening his parents walking in, in his place.
noporn4u 9
YDI, and you should consider how much worse the outcome could have been than an awkward talk.
RichardPencil 32
This is where you pretend you don't speak English. I know it's your parents, so you'll have to convince them that some sort of Freaky Friday thing happened to you and the girl you switched with doesn't speak English... ...and is a big ****!
Taurus_ChicKa 37
How old are you? Are you living in their house? Depending on these circumstances, YDI. And if they're able to hear you having sex, I'm guessing you all share a house. So either you're too young to be having sex or you have no respect. If you own the house and they're staying with you, well, yeah that sucks but they don't have to stay.