Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML
Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of someone having sex in the room next to me. I don't have a roommate. Turns out my mom thought I was out of town and used her extra key to bring a guy over for sex. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents, who are in their late 50s, having sex. That's not the worst part, it's understandable; we all have needs. However, I walked in on them doing it on my bed. FML
Today, I was lying in bed, trying to sleep, when I heard my parents having sex, so I put on my headphones. After listening to music for a good long while, I figured they were done by now, so I took off the headphones just in time to hear them finish. FML
Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML
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thriceforme 3
eww
rlerke 0
you should have started farting, nothing kills the mood like a wet fart.
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Comments (263)
thelittlebeast01 0
eww 13 no thats just nastay
dodo97 0
ewwwwww and u didn't say anything that's nasty it's like u wanna her them!! I would have been like mom dad I can ****** hear u guys!!
Mauskau 36
my brother did that when I was 7.
casi2552 0
yeah my parents all so
Dodge4x4Ram 46
beyond awkward
devilmaster666 0
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
The15Alex15 0
Omg treated lol did u get a stiffy?! haha ewww
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for sharing a hotel room with your parents. YDI for ever staying in a hotel room at all; hotels are for two things: committing suicide and prostitution (the fornication that costs more!). YDI for even having parents to begin with. WTF is wrong with you?!
blackfire222 0
ok I think I would just get up and walk out while taking one of their credit cards to pay for another room
skippy182 0
that happened to me..