Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML
Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of someone having sex in the room next to me. I don't have a roommate. Turns out my mom thought I was out of town and used her extra key to bring a guy over for sex. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents, who are in their late 50s, having sex. That's not the worst part, it's understandable; we all have needs. However, I walked in on them doing it on my bed. FML
Today, I was lying in bed, trying to sleep, when I heard my parents having sex, so I put on my headphones. After listening to music for a good long while, I figured they were done by now, so I took off the headphones just in time to hear them finish. FML
Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML
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thriceforme 3
eww
rlerke 0
you should have started farting, nothing kills the mood like a wet fart.
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georgieporgie 0
ew
raifieldc4 0
YDI for sharing a hotel room with your parents
foxy1222 0
when they finished i would of said goodnight! haha their face priceless.
thepsychobilly 0
This happened to me last year. I'm scarred for life. F.Y.L.
FailingFair 0
that happened to me when I was in sixth grade. I ran into the bathroom crying. my mum pretty much said I should suck it up. D:
confusey 2
same thing happened to me once fyl
FailingFair 0
holy shit. I'm morbidly glad I'm not the only one. but, **** that shit messed me up a long time after. it really does scar you for a long time. **** everyones lives.
skiking 0
nice
hugopz 0
lol if that would have happened to me i woyld have moved really hard around thr bed so they would think i woke up and they would stop or something
tiaarenee 0
SO DID I, what did you do??