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Ban that "rule"!
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Or that he should, booger off. Get it? Like bug off but it makes.... no sense.... **** I SUCK!
Are you married to Peter Griffin?
His fingers have been in other holes besides his nostrils. Like his mouth after picking his nose? Or other holes
I cannot believe why a grown man would do that to his own baby O.O
Well it'd be gross to do it to your own hair.
That is disgusting and abusive. What kind of pathetic person tread their own child that way? I'd divorce that lame excuse for a man.
Calm down.. He just wiped boogers in the baby's hair.. It's not like he hit it.
That's really gross... She should start wiping boogers in his hair while he sleeps if he doesn't stop.
It would be even more gross if he did it to someone else's baby...
Your baby must be really happy with you as a parent, since you think mistreating a baby that can't defend itself is "no big deal".
some babies eat their own shit and your arking up because he wiped some boogers on his own childs head- who i hope has baths so its not like there is a collections of boogers on this kids head. i personally think its hilarious! but i assume youre a close minded christian with a bible shoved up their ass. you have no right being on FML
Someone needs to learn to be a better father
Someone needs to learn to stop taking douche bag shirtless selfies.
Yes, introduce your husband to a box of Kleenex. And if he doesn't stop wiping boogers in baby's hair, he'll need those tissues for a second reason.
Wow. You've got yourself quite a sophisticated husband there.
That is so messed up
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Show it anywayKleenex!!! Tissue!!! Something else! My god how is snotty baby hair better tossing a tissue? You would have to wash that out or something? Nasty.
what if the boogers are the baby's and not your husband? just a thought.
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Well, I hope it was snot too hard to explain.
I cannot believe why a grown man would do that to his own baby O.O