By grossedout - 29/08/2013 16:26 - United States - Endicott

Today, I actually had to explain to my husband why his habit of wiping his boogers off into our baby's hair has to stop. FML
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ApollosMyth 22

Well, I hope it was snot too hard to explain.

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KylieMangion 22

I cannot believe why a grown man would do that to his own baby O.O

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ApollosMyth 22

Well, I hope it was snot too hard to explain.

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MrSassypants 32

Or that he should, booger off. Get it? Like bug off but it makes.... no sense.... **** I SUCK!

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wingedangel123 8

@27 No worries, you've redeemed your HONOUR by admitting it. Now you have punty of time to study up! ... ...yes I admit that was bad, too.

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ApollosMyth 22

No, no I am not. Surprisingly common question though.

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CanadiAnM8 24

His fingers have been in other holes besides his nostrils. Like his mouth after picking his nose? Or other holes

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KylieMangion 22

I cannot believe why a grown man would do that to his own baby O.O

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Ebola_fml 20

Well it'd be gross to do it to your own hair.

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depocadoll 15

That is disgusting and abusive. What kind of pathetic person tread their own child that way? I'd divorce that lame excuse for a man.

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jesustitts 20

Calm down.. He just wiped boogers in the baby's hair.. It's not like he hit it.

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Caitie_kid 8

That's really gross... She should start wiping boogers in his hair while he sleeps if he doesn't stop.

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tommylover842 23

It would be even more gross if he did it to someone else's baby...

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depocadoll 15

Your baby must be really happy with you as a parent, since you think mistreating a baby that can't defend itself is "no big deal".

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lolen2910 3

some babies eat their own shit and your arking up because he wiped some boogers on his own childs head- who i hope has baths so its not like there is a collections of boogers on this kids head. i personally think its hilarious! but i assume youre a close minded christian with a bible shoved up their ass. you have no right being on FML

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fuckpeople307 5

Someone needs to learn to be a better father

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Darkblade21 20

Someone needs to learn to stop taking douche bag shirtless selfies.

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DFresh503 8

Faceless shirtless selfless at that hahahaha. OP should introduce her husband to a box of Kleenex and make him use those instead of the babies head... ******* people are so dumb!

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ohSNAPyall 26

Yes, introduce your husband to a box of Kleenex. And if he doesn't stop wiping boogers in baby's hair, he'll need those tissues for a second reason.

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kingbrizo 24

im sure the baby does a good enough job putting his OWN boogers in his hair, without the extra help. but, you know what they say: the more the merrier!

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Nyx_fml 23

Yeah, probably OP's husband thought that just made it a victimless crime.

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girlrome 19

Wow. You've got yourself quite a sophisticated husband there.

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JE553 9

I've herd boogers give your hair a great shine

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ApollosMyth 22

And it's a cheap way to dye your hair green.

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Welshite 39

You're doing it wrong. Boogers cannot be herded, but are awesome on leashes.

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JE553 9

#10 Damn, I guess all the money I put into a booger barn is wasted now

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NoNamesFree 8

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little_one 20

Kleenex!!! Tissue!!! Something else! My god how is snotty baby hair better tossing a tissue? You would have to wash that out or something? Nasty.

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katnissmellark_fml 15

what if the boogers are the baby's and not your husband? just a thought.

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ApollosMyth 22

My guess is she saw it happen.

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