Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML
Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of someone having sex in the room next to me. I don't have a roommate. Turns out my mom thought I was out of town and used her extra key to bring a guy over for sex. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents, who are in their late 50s, having sex. That's not the worst part, it's understandable; we all have needs. However, I walked in on them doing it on my bed. FML
Today, I was lying in bed, trying to sleep, when I heard my parents having sex, so I put on my headphones. After listening to music for a good long while, I figured they were done by now, so I took off the headphones just in time to hear them finish. FML
Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML
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thriceforme 3
eww
rlerke 0
you should have started farting, nothing kills the mood like a wet fart.
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thriceforme 3
eww
coachingliljak 0
you should have been like. " I hear u, sounds like me and my girls last night" and video their reaction
Kartor 6
ydi for not telling them...perv!
sarah48_fml 0
parents of the year right there
Brittney_E 0
i would've said something when they finished. the look on their face's, priceless.
rockediny 0
threesome?
fatguy805 0
lol u should have like coughed loudly as if u were barely waking up
iAmLol_fml 0
Next time just stand up as if you are going to the bathroom or something Or just ask them to stop.... awkward
Smyth 3
Kudos to your dad for gettin some.
Massdebater 1
shit sorry rockediny didn't notice your comment!! I'll try something else... video?
maddieclaire 0
that's just.... eck ):
dudenextdoor 0
haha coolest parents!!
the_flirtt 0
ur parents could of gone to the bathroom geesh
mattman1994 0
you shouldve done something to ruin the moment... like pretended to talk in your sleep or farted really loudly
uradopted 0
did you have a video camera?
Sexymuah 0
Totally agree with #6...lol at #58
th3b0ss 0
same thing happened to me once op it sucks
lmaourlifeismess 0
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wth ew u were in the same freaking room ew
LosAngelesSon 8
stupid! dont stop them in the middle possibly seeing your parents naked and risking them thinking your a perve for "listening" even tho you werent.
iSitt 0
why didn't you record it and use it for blackmail ?
megastupid 0
fake like all fmls these days. too unrealistic
Kartor 6
No 96...not too unrealistic. I had sex with my bf when my 12 year old sister was asleep on the floor. Just really horny I guess..
omgimdabest 0
100 he's number 97, and lmao at your comment haha, I had sex with a girl while my little sister was asleep next to unless...talk about horny!
awesomeness1004 3
maybe your sister was really awake too. she probely would have said " today, I had to listen to my sister and her bf haveing sex while they thought I was asleep. fml"
awesomeness1004 3
my comment goes to 100
omgimdabest 0
108 my comment goes to you're mom...suck my mutated dick!
bigblue95 0
only one thing to do in this situation... ********** furiously
samantha987 0
ahhhh that's so wrong.
mitchie11 0
i agree with ewww.. I would be scarred for life. fyl.
awesomeness1004 3
good idea 126. I should yell when mine do that.
Raleigh_bruh 7
Commenting bug is so lame.. :/ #111 - Your comment reminds of the Dane Cook joke about him masturbating so furiously he thought he was going to turn into a werewolf. Funny stuff.
yuggi1 11
You did the right thing when you pretended to be asleep OP. If you hadn't then they would probably had grounded you :[ Or worse... slap you for disturbing them from coming. >_<
o0Semper0Fi0o 0
I bet ur moms ****** must've been very uncomfortable to hear
lidemocr 0
that's disgusting.
BigDaddyWilkWilk 2
you could have jumped up and down on their bed and made the night awkward for everyone!
zach55 0
FUUUUCK MY NIGHTMARE IS TRUEEE!!
oboewhore_xD 6
You should have pretended to have an ****** in your sleep and started yelling your dad/mom's name. xD
jakymoon 0
why didn't u record it and jerk off to it later if ur a guy or finger your self that works to???
PizzaGuy11 0
pics or it didnt happen...
atokad33 0
nasty!!!
quent10 0
it's funny because your parents were getting nice and moist woth you in the room
Norrisv5 8
lol at the fact they took the chance I bet you were dry and crispy
_TONGAN_ 5
I bet u didn't fall asleep the whole night!!
casi2552 0
you are cute
zanguard 0
Once theyreally get into it jump out of bed and say god is watching
baibear 0
dude? I've had sex with my 3 yr old sister in the room while she was awake? I mean rele not that bad so hush it
ScaryyMary 14
138 - Repeating a stand-up comedian's joke is very rarely funny. Dane Cook is never funny.
luvyou 0
that is just disgusting.... why did you not get a suite with two in-closed bedrooms... or you could have gotten your own room.
englishhottiexx 0
I've had that happen before exept they were in the room next to me and we have very thin walls.
MiSTERmAttt 0
thts not even Funny
tk1235 0
...
yasssx3 6
so u would've said something? I know damn well I wouldn't not to be a perv just because it's awkward -.-
yasssx3 6
that's so ******* dirty
killpro 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
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allenrotstein 0
did she come?
Skroal_stomper 5
55 it's cum retard.
sourgirl101 29
Both terms are correct.
JonathanRawr 0
I would've said 'cum' for men and 'come' for women..
sourgirl101 29
Nope it's one of those grey/gray- colour/color things. Both are correct. I've always said "come".
mitchie11 0
55 was correct to say "come". You think you're so clever because you know the incorrect spelling of the word which is the common way of spelling it. "Cum" is derived from the word "come". The spelling that is..
We_Li_Ve_Fr_Ee 0
Wait... Are you saying cum came from come? Haha.
Brittney_E 0
haha. niceee :D
zach55 0
**** cumming/coming. jizzing is the thing
MhP_fml 0
come/cum is just slang for orgasming lol..idiots
oarisimo 4
172 that's not even what the argument is about, genius...
_TONGAN_ 5
#172-FAIL the argument was about the spelling of the word, not the meaning of it! lol
NyCzFiNesT 0
be happy maybe u just heard ur new bro or sis being created...good dinner convo lol
chasadilla 0
I've been in the same boat
JayJayAttackAtta 5
me too. it scarrs you for life....
tigercoon 12
This has happened to me many times. The last time I knew I'd be caught in this situation, I slept on the floor with my headphones on blasting, to make sure I'd block everything else out lol
Millz402 0
That's disturbing!! I woulda got up n left!!
Quest_ 13
So. Did you jerk off?
rlerke 0
Ahh haha!
Quest_ 13
iPods were actually invented so you don't have to overhear your parents ******* in the next bed? Steve Jobs must have had a remarkable childhood.
twinny_sc 13
I was completely unaware ipods were invented to keep out the sounds of your parents having sex. Learn something new everyday.
HeroOfMi 0
16 shut up...just because sex is natural doesn't mean it isn't awkward for the child. most people wouldn't want their parents having sex in the same room as them. I know I wouldn't and I don't think I know anyone that would. just because your parents having sex would turn you on, doesn't mean you can expect everyone else to like it. and as for your iPod comment. OP moving to get their iPod would have alerted the parents, causing them to stop and making things even more awkward. At that point, getting the iPod wouldn't really be needed. and this is all assuming that OP even had an iPod available at the time. I have plenty more to bitch at you about, but I'm just using this comment vent out some anger I have at my brother right now. I don't care if this gets moderated, and I don't care if people get mad at me. I feel better, and that's all that matters. XD
bobys36 0
you feel make yourself feel better by typing angery comments to people you don't know and words won't even gave an affect on?wow that's pathetic
PurttyGurlSwaqq 0
haha wow
fylorydi1994 0
I loled at your comment so hard :))))
HeroOfMi 0
83 that didn't make much sense :) anyway, it's not like I always do this. I was really pissed off and just so happened to see his ignorant comment. soo I started typing and realized it was making me less mad. once I was happy again, I was trying to decide if I should post the comment or not. I decided I typed too much and shouldn't let it go to waste so I added the third part, lol. I don't blame you for calling me pathetic, I should have given an explanation for my actions :p
zona117 0
lol
the_flirtt 0
wow. 10
mitchie11 0
So. There definitely is a fine line between sarcasm and taking things a little too far. However, if you were being serious.. wtf is wrong with you?
Quest_ 13
So many things.
JohnnySack 0
Inquiring minds want to know!
lynnebby 0
lmao #10!!
rlerke 0
you should have started farting, nothing kills the mood like a wet fart.
MaxFishr 0
True that.
mitchie11 0
How would I produce a fart when I am not gassy? Damn gas.. only comes when it's not wanted.
ScaryyMary 14
Heehee, you said "come"!
RedPillSucks 33
could have been worse. You could have all been sleeping on the same bed.
Sailor_Mars 6
Oh my god, Sesshomaru!!!!!!!!
thatonegirl731 8
Oh god.
GAeroNKissR 26
why...why would you go there?? LOL
I_have_no_clue 0
Good luck getting THAT out of your head *shudders*
marleyvk 0
OMFG I love your pic! The Gentlemen!!!
pachecogirl 0
how do you put your pic on your profile??
Primus_fml 0
You have to go to the website.
whyme773 0
headphones. try hearing your friends parents when you're spending the night. and they're your teachers..
TheFailRobot 0
LOL HAHAHAHA RAPE
Brittney_E 0
oh snap!