Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML
Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of someone having sex in the room next to me. I don't have a roommate. Turns out my mom thought I was out of town and used her extra key to bring a guy over for sex. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents, who are in their late 50s, having sex. That's not the worst part, it's understandable; we all have needs. However, I walked in on them doing it on my bed. FML
Today, I was lying in bed, trying to sleep, when I heard my parents having sex, so I put on my headphones. After listening to music for a good long while, I figured they were done by now, so I took off the headphones just in time to hear them finish. FML
Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML
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thriceforme 3
eww
rlerke 0
you should have started farting, nothing kills the mood like a wet fart.
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Comments (263)
iloveTheMiz 0
The exact same thing happened to me when I was like 9! It was my dad and his girlfriend having sex in the bed next to me!
Jordykins 0
Me too. D:
redrovaa 0
This reminded me of what I posted on an FML before, one from like yesterday which I got a lot of hate for..
porter12 0
it's never cool to do it while you think the person near you is sleeping. they might not be... I think of my friend and her bf a little differently now. I feel for ya op. not a fun time
danilo16 0
dude I feels you that Cain of crap is gonna stay with u for the rest of your life
bambini 0
dont u have ur own peace?
Brookie_91 0
awkward and gross
Lizz7 0
My parents do that every time we're in a hotel. They get mad because either I or my brother disturbs them accidentally. They claim its discreet and that we shouldn't be disturbing them but I'm not sure how it is when there's either no door or just a paper thin wall separating us from them and we have to tell or ask them something. They don't particularly wait until a late hour, either.
yagurlteeteexoxo 0
your parents are some horny ass freaks... damn they couldn't?
shasta32 0
that's just disgusting!!!!
Hannahmgp 9
At least they're getting along, albeit at your expense (and possible trauma)...