Welp, time to shave them both off and start from scratch.

I just wanna know what happened to your left eyebrow and what THAT one looks like...

Drunk DIYs are never a good idea.

Just shave them both off, eyebrows look better drawn on anyways

Adam Savage sucessfully proposed to his now-wife after burning an eyebrow off on Mythbusters. Life isn’t over!

Also, when someone asks what happened, just say that they “should see the OTHER guy!”

Whoopi Goldberg hasn't had eyebrows for years. And she was in Star Trek: TNG! Eyebrows are overrated. And over-eyes.

OP, Unless you had a seizure, exactly how do you shave off half an eyebrow? If you had a seizure then it’s a real FML.

Well, shave the left one off too and you'll have two good-looking eyebrows.