By RyanM - 10/03/2010 15:00 - France

Today, I found out what people really think about the beard I've been proudly growing for over a month. It appears that my face now looks like an unshaven ballsack. FML
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RetroXI 4

@1 who are you calling a lint licker you cootie queen!? o_0

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Boddmon 0

It's also a big turn-off on girls too. Just keep that in mind.

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1800getalife 0

hahah u deserve for being a lint licker

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greendaygirl999 5

Facial hair is most of the time a big turn-off for girls. Just keep that in mind

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AnaujiraM420 0

who u calling lint licker u cootie queen..lol...pickle you cumquat! the best was...What the french, toast...I love that orbitz com. ^_^

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Boddmon 0

It's also a big turn-off on girls too. Just keep that in mind.

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braeleigh_king 0

hahha at that comment ^ little facial hairr = turn on jungle mess of a beard

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braeleigh_king 0

shit it cut off my comment.. jungle mess of a beard = turn off.

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imbatman_fml 0

After you shave, I want to see a fml from you that reads, "I just shaved my scrotum beard and my friends say my face still looks like a set of testicles."

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cocopuff96 0

first you did it for having a beard!

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tehamericanboy94 0

Not all girls get turned off by it, some like the tickle on their neck ;)

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sublimaze 6

I guess mom was right... "you are what you eat"

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lanroth 4

not every guy is concerned with what is a turn off for girls. keep that in mind.

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farsidee 0

keep your mouth closed when you sleep otherwise you will T-bag yourself

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CrazySmileyFace 0

hmm... not for me I like a little but not like a full out puff-beard. just stubble ;)

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falluke17 0

It looks like that because your French, not because you have a beard.

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AndreaHaha 0

I agree with # 11 hair on face not really attractive sorry /: it's okay though you can always shave it off (((:

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fmlsoobad 0

hahaha thisvmade me laf so ard wen I first red it

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Jrook 0

72's smiley face creeps me the **** out

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qzamml 0

lmao and when you shave you'll just look like a shaved ballsack? =P

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a_borshunist 0

Girls, yeah. WOMEN like dudes who **** bears for a living.

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flufffypants 0

Well my question is how your face looks Veiny droopy and two round balls

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flufffypants 0

it's funny thinking of a guy walking atound with a ballsack hanging off his forehead

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psyco5000 0

reminds me of the family guy episode where Peter is rubbing his chin then say "hey what are these doing up here?!?" then puts his "chin" into his pants. lol great episode.

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mexicantumblewee 0

facial hair is awesome. Especially when you get a few birds living in it

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mexicantumblewee 0

did they pay you to **** that bear?

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withered 30

"Facial hair is most of the time a big turn-off for girls. Just keep that in mind" So untrue! It's a turn-on if a guy has a nice, beautiful beard! At least you can see they're men!

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Boddmon 0

#136 Even better, the South Park episode where butters has balls on his chin. Loo loo loo, I've got some apples...

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UrbanerMezei 0

I would imagine a girl would want a little boy, but a woman is probably going to want her man to actually look like a man. I'm not implying a neckbeared or a lumberjack, but a nice well kept beard shows your age.

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isaiaha11 2

hello peter griffin

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DoomSkuller 28

#11 I know several girls who are turned on by facial hair just saying

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I_am_that_guy 0

big deal shave it...this would really be an fml if you were a girl

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RetroXI 4

@1 who are you calling a lint licker you cootie queen!? o_0

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Blue_Coconuts 7

Pickle you cumquat!

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purplemnm 9

you son of a French toast eating bulldog!

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purplemnm 9

idc i make my own sub-word phrase! >:D

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iazy9 14

ya and you also make ur own fat and is ugly

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bmalley 0

woopie 1-you're dumb for not seeinhg it yourself. 2-deal with it and shave. 3-return when you have something worth mentioning.

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xoxomeganduhxoxo_fml 0

siickkk. shave it. problem solved.

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Boddmon 0

Take the hint, shave it...or trim at least! one of my old friends had a pretty disgusting beard; he was nicknamed 'pubes'

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PencilTips 19

A beard needs to be groomed and cleaned, you don't grow it if you don't know how to take care of it...

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duckie227 22

beards are for Santa Clause! lol

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AznWaffle8 0

I know a janitor that wears red and cream for his job, has white hair, and just grew a huge beard. We all call him Santa now.

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iamchuck 0

Be a real man and grow a glorious beard like mine.

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quikwit1212 0

That is a nice beard...

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Taylorfacepwns 0

^panda approves.

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grv_fml 4

only kids and women have no beard :)

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fisheatsbear 6

well maybe if your face didn't look like balls...

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