Today, I shaved off the beard I had been forced to grow over the past 3 weeks due to forgetting my razor when away. Fifteen minutes in, with half my beard gone, I realised I had got a tan everywhere but my beard. I now have a large white patch on my face. FML
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Today, I shaved my beard off. Turns out the skin under my beard is six shades lighter than the rest of my face. I look completely ridiculous. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I put my hand up in class. I forgot that I hadn't shaved. FML
Today, I finally got an unsightly mole on my face removed. While I was shaving. FML
Today, thanks to all my medications, I've been growing thick, dark hair on my face. I decided to use hair removal cream instead of shaving. The cream removed every trace of hair, but also made my skin about 4 times lighter than the rest of my face. It's even more noticeable than the beard. FML
Today, I was shaving off my beard for the first time in a very long time. I decided to have a little fun with it, and shaved my beard first into a goatee, then a handle-bar, then, finally, into a Hitler mustache. My electric razor dies. I don't have a normal one or an extra battery. FML
Today, it turned out the razor I used for manscaping wasn't as new and sharp as I'd thought. My entire crotch is now overcome with an unfathomable amount of razor burn. FML
Today, I found out what people really think about the beard I've been proudly growing for over a month. It appears that my face now looks like an unshaven ballsack. FML
Today, after spending 2 years growing out my hair, rubbing in oils to make it strong and healthy so I could shave it off and donate to a cancer charity to make wigs, I had a mishap at work with a car's cracked petrol tank. I now have 2nd degree facial burns and like 90% of the hair is burned away. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
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Laurendorcus 0
Why didnt you just buy a disposable razor while you were away? Laziness/cheapness YDI
Shopaholic69137 0
It didn't occur to you that you could just buy a new one while away? and they say Americans are dumb.
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Comments (156)
mattrules44 0
first and ydi
Stupified 0
Why didn't you buy a razor while you were there?
bobdidou 0
wow he probably didn't consider buyin one while he was gone
nishant5456 0
ROFL but I guess it coulda been worse
WallyTheWombat 0
stop saying first. hate that crap. Op should get a chin wig.
nikkidancer321 0
go out and tan then. no big deal.
xSummerRosaleex 1
Lmao. I really can't think of a solution. Other than the previously mentioned chin wig. :)
Stupified 0
Tan lotion on the beard n sunblock on the face?
ImJustNotBlack 0
But I'm first
nerdsgetmehot 22
#16 Or he could put a murkin (a wig for the pubic area) on his face...It's probably just about the right size and shape. Heh heh. :P
xSummerRosaleex 1
Good thinking, nineteen.
Palmless 0
Well, you didn't think there'd be one? Seriously? Kinda like shaving your head bald. It's gonna be noticeable.
legonut4 0
it's funny because you don't have a tan under your beard so it looks weird
ImJustNotBlack 0
#23 I like nerds too. wanna hook up
MarkSeattle 0
lol. where the heck were you that there were no stores or razors? on the plus side the tan will even out quickly.
xSummerRosaleex 1
I question why pubic wigs exist in the first place. x)
nerdsgetmehot 22
#32 I already have a nerd of my very own. #36 I know, right? So ridiculous. :P They make some of them in crazy neon colors. (Oh Google, you teach me things I never thought I'd know...)
Palmless 0
I wish I never read that. I'm inevitably gonna have images in my head. D;
Sportsfan86 3
FYL for forgetting your razor. YDI for having a beard.
nishant5456 0
my comment is gone :(
MyNameIsInvictus 0
Um, does anyone else's iPhone app crash when reading 51's ridiculously long comment?
KiddNYC1O 20
nothing a beach can't take care of
nishant5456 0
sometimes but they should really update the FML app since after a comment, the keyboard stays there!
bubblzz 4
your pic is the funniest and cutest ever... l heart kitties
bubblzz 4
that was for #11...
MrsxBillxKaulitz 5
haha, that's actually pretty funny.
time4coffee 3
Funny just funny. It's stupid- you could have bought a razor, unless you were off camping for 3 weeks, but eventually the tan will fade. Just don't do anything really dumb like trying a fake tan to cover up the white to be half oompa -loompa
idkmyusername 0
lol, reading comments and came across #88 pic with andy sixx! bvb ****** rocks! wow, this comment has NOTHING to do with the OP. sorry. nr
idkmyusername 0
i dnt care bout the FML cause its no big deal. i just wanted to say HELL YEAH to #88 cause andy sixx and the bvb ****** rock!
HeatherXCore 0
23- really? lol I've seen pubic hair dye but not pubic wigs XP
anaisnin 0
should have bought a razor when you realized you forgot it. ydi
skroal 7
YDI for shaving off the beard you had been forced to grow over the past 3 weeks due to forgetting your razor when away. 15 Minutes in, with half your beard gone, you realized you had got a tan everywhere but your beard. You now have a large white patch on your face.
the_flirtt 0
dude just grow it out again shouldn't take that long
misfitSuperStar 0
A chin wig!!! I lol'd SOOOO hard at you!!! :D
the_sodomizer 0
me too op. accept mines a chinstrap tanline
MrsxBillxKaulitz 5
91/92- it's awesome that someone knows who Andy is! I sent you a message so we can talk without clogging the boards. :)
YANKSFAN4EVER 0
Why couldn't you just buy a new razor?
natthecatt 0
ydi for growin a beard anyway
maddieclaire 0
he just needs a beard hat, he won't stand out, and ya-daaa no FML.(: (yeah beard hats are real, just go google image it)
maddieclaire 0
*ta-daaaa
afdude87 6
23 why do you know about pube wigs? lol that's disturbing
FYLDUDEE 3
wow 110 You're so lucky you got to meet andy sixx:)
edwak207 0
nope
TheIrishJaneDoe 8
OP could've been camping, or maybe needs a certain type of razor for his skin. Maybe he's wise in the Art of Manliness and shaving with anything but a straight razor is below him. Or maybe he just didn't have to shave, so he didn't bother to go buy a razor.
lennelleong 33
OP could simply get a tinted (i.e. skin colour) spf-protection moisturiser his face shade and simply apply it all over. it'll all look even if the shade is right and most brands have at least 5 shades. most people have blotchy faces without tinted moisturiser or foundation.
bobdidou 0
lol
illmatic2 16
Ha! got tanning.
Laurendorcus 0
Why didnt you just buy a disposable razor while you were away? Laziness/cheapness YDI
babygirlc1 5
lol oopsie
hnz 13
then maybe you should tan your whole face to make it even
Beki_luvs_u 0
sucks for you!
hnz 13
#9 FAIL
justbemellow 0
1st.
nerdsgetmehot 22
Go outside and tan the rest of the face the best you can. This situation really isn't anyone's fault but your own, sorry! You probably could have bought a cheap razor while on vacation just to last you until you got home.
misfitSuperStar 0
A murkin?? hahahahaha!!! Who in the world do you REALLY thinks wears those? Skeery thought!!! :}
kenta_fml 0
the exact same thing happened to me
ImJustNotBlack 0
I understand that white people have magical powers.
Stupified 0
Why, yes! We do.
ImJustNotBlack 0
Would you mind teaching me?
Stupified 0
How are we supposed to keep our race superior if we give out all our secrets?
ImJustNotBlack 0
But I'm really curious
Stupified 0
Curiosity killed the cat
ImJustNotBlack 0
i don't like cats anyways. but it's not a secret if I know