Misconstrued

By DeeGirlMon - 03/08/2012 05:24 - Canada - Calgary

Today, the coworker I've had a crush on for the past few months asked me if I was busy Friday night. I was so excited, I immediately replied, "I thought you'd never ask!" He gave me a funny look and said, "Good, because I need you to take my shift." FML
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pexy_fml 16

Tell him your so exited about it because you need extra money It removes the awkwardness

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jwbfml 11

Say you'll do it if he'll take you out next Friday.

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mark1213 5

I'm a first class imbecile

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jenflo 1

Whops, I hope you told him that you were busy!

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subwaysurfers 13

I think it was a little too late for that.

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gojira666 7

Take the shift and get in his good books. Maybe its a test.

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theslimshadylp 6

Did you only read the first sentence of the FML or what?

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LMFAOwned 9

This is what you've been waiting for this whole time OP! More work!! Bet you're thrilled:)

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pexy_fml 16

Tell him your so exited about it because you need extra money It removes the awkwardness

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subwaysurfers 13

I'm not usually a grammar nazi but I apologize. I'm going for it. Tell him you're so excited about it because you need the extra money. It removes the awkwardness. ** Have a good day :)

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pexy_fml 16

I'm on iPhone, skipping letters happens sometimes :)

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subwaysurfers 13

As a user of an iPad, I understand. Sorry :P

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domking1315 20

As most grammar nazis go: No excuses! Theres no possible way that you just "forgot" a period!! You obviously need to go back to the first grade!!!

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jjames7543 13

49: One grammar nazi may come back for that missing apostrophe in "there's" :P

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beccaishereyay 11

I think this was one of the most civilized grammar corrections I've seen lately.

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mal2012 4

:-O! Wow. Sorry OP. shouldnt make u feel bad... He just doesnt know u like him. "hints" arent a good way to expect any guy to "kno" how u feel... Its ok.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Mother of Ceiling Cat. This makes my brain hurt. Stop the madness!

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Michael_92 20

So you spelled out "know" right the first time but the second time was to hard? However, it wasn't because you used quotes which usually take more time.

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emilyjgraham 34

There's a lot of missing/misplaced grammar in there! Also, to the user above me, it's "too hard". :)

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mal2012 4

Yu guys are harsh. Jeeezz it was an accident.... Picky ppl. N i was being nice. I dont want OP feeling bad bc some guy she liked dissed her. He probably doesnt even know. Lol u wasted comments to correct my GRAMMAR on a social website?!?

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matt_mcg 2

79 - There comes a point when your abbreviations just become indecipherable to a point where we will need to make a movie starring Tom Hanks just to figure out what you are saying.

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mal2012 4

Lol. Wow. N to think all i had was one real typo. Yu guys are funny! :)

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mal2012 4

Then again now that i go back! I kinda see what yall are saying! Lol my bad.. But dont be so mean! Sheesh! Lol

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Sharpie23 7

So, did you take it? Don't leave us hanging!

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Bpwoods 6

I would've taken it, you might get him to like you a little more, or maybe just make him think you're a little less weird... Either way is seemingly beneficial.

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mrnuleef 7

Lol my penis did bring me there sharpie23. "What can i say? I like the way your put together. Maybe later on we can go out and have some chicken, maybe some sex?"

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MonsterCommenter 4

@19. What the ****?

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botanistjessica 24

Not only are you a creeper, but you failed at creeping. You admitted you were being weird as ****.

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domking1315 20

19- you shouldve stopped after the first sentence 45- click on 5's picture and read what she said But its still creepy and i dont get the rest of 19's comment

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KrayKrayGurl117 7

It's okay OP. There are plenty of fish in the sea.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Unfortunately, Op's an oil spill. :D Just kidding, Op. I hope you said no.

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mikeofthunder 13

Yeah OP it was one lad, how many men do you think you've missed whilst gawking at this guy? Plenty of fish :) So.. What you doin Friday Night? ;)

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KBeatz 5

Hey that's just more hours to make more money. Then you can take that money and do something without this guy and take your mind off him.

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zandalee 19

Sucks totally. But I agree. Your young beautiful and free... Move on and find someone who actually sees you for the wonderful lady you are. X

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subwaysurfers 13

Aww. Well since he gave you a funny look, it seems that he has no clue as to what you were on about so he most likely doesn't know or have the slightest clue that you like him. .........Or am I reading into things a bit too much?

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goose12321 11

Or perhaps her reaction to what he planned to ask wasn't what he was expecting.... hence the funny look.

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jwbfml 11

Say you'll do it if he'll take you out next Friday.

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laurenlovesjb 20

I would do the same thing! Don't worry OP, that was a bad way to ask, and if you ask me, he knew it and was looking forward to your embarrassment:) Just stay away from him, and find some true friends!

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cupcake2991 4

Or he was creeped out because she assumed he was asking her out. I would be

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MonsterCommenter 4

I voted her down because her comment was stupid and she has a picture of Jusin Beiber telling us to "believe." Ugh.

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laurenlovesjb 20

And by doing that you showed just how close-minded you are. And that's his album name stupid.

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