Misconstrued

By DeeGirlMon - 03/08/2012 05:24 - Canada - Calgary

Today, the coworker I've had a crush on for the past few months asked me if I was busy Friday night. I was so excited, I immediately replied, "I thought you'd never ask!" He gave me a funny look and said, "Good, because I need you to take my shift." FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 608
You deserved it 6 032

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Tell him your so exited about it because you need extra money It removes the awkwardness

Say you'll do it if he'll take you out next Friday.

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mark1213 5

I'm a first class imbecile

Whops, I hope you told him that you were busy!

I think it was a little too late for that.

Take the shift and get in his good books. Maybe its a test.

dougiewhale 6

It's not a test

theslimshadylp 6

Did you only read the first sentence of the FML or what?

LMFAOwned 9

This is what you've been waiting for this whole time OP! More work!! Bet you're thrilled:)

Tell him your so exited about it because you need extra money It removes the awkwardness

I'm not usually a grammar nazi but I apologize. I'm going for it. Tell him you're so excited about it because you need the extra money. It removes the awkwardness. ** Have a good day :)

I'm on iPhone, skipping letters happens sometimes :)

As a user of an iPad, I understand. Sorry :P

As most grammar nazis go: No excuses! Theres no possible way that you just "forgot" a period!! You obviously need to go back to the first grade!!!

jjames7543 13

49: One grammar nazi may come back for that missing apostrophe in "there's" :P

Aw crap I missed that...

beccaishereyay 11

I think this was one of the most civilized grammar corrections I've seen lately.

mal2012 4

:-O! Wow. Sorry OP. shouldnt make u feel bad... He just doesnt know u like him. "hints" arent a good way to expect any guy to "kno" how u feel... Its ok.

Mother of Ceiling Cat. This makes my brain hurt. Stop the madness!

Michael_92 20

So you spelled out "know" right the first time but the second time was to hard? However, it wasn't because you used quotes which usually take more time.

There's a lot of missing/misplaced grammar in there! Also, to the user above me, it's "too hard". :)

31) You can never be too hard.

mal2012 4

Yu guys are harsh. Jeeezz it was an accident.... Picky ppl. N i was being nice. I dont want OP feeling bad bc some guy she liked dissed her. He probably doesnt even know. Lol u wasted comments to correct my GRAMMAR on a social website?!?

79 - There comes a point when your abbreviations just become indecipherable to a point where we will need to make a movie starring Tom Hanks just to figure out what you are saying.

mal2012 4

Lol. Wow. N to think all i had was one real typo. Yu guys are funny! :)

mal2012 4

Then again now that i go back! I kinda see what yall are saying! Lol my bad.. But dont be so mean! Sheesh! Lol

So, did you take it? Don't leave us hanging!

I would've taken it, you might get him to like you a little more, or maybe just make him think you're a little less weird... Either way is seemingly beneficial.

mrnuleef 7

Lol my penis did bring me there sharpie23. "What can i say? I like the way your put together. Maybe later on we can go out and have some chicken, maybe some sex?"

MonsterCommenter 4

@19. What the fuck?

Not only are you a creeper, but you failed at creeping. You admitted you were being weird as fuck.

19- you shouldve stopped after the first sentence 45- click on 5's picture and read what she said But its still creepy and i dont get the rest of 19's comment

mr_montoya254 3

Yes it did

It's okay OP. There are plenty of fish in the sea.

Unfortunately, Op's an oil spill. :D Just kidding, Op. I hope you said no.

Only after anal.

Yeah OP it was one lad, how many men do you think you've missed whilst gawking at this guy? Plenty of fish :) So.. What you doin Friday Night? ;)

Hey that's just more hours to make more money. Then you can take that money and do something without this guy and take your mind off him.

Sucks totally. But I agree. Your young beautiful and free... Move on and find someone who actually sees you for the wonderful lady you are. X

The wise man has spoken

Aww. Well since he gave you a funny look, it seems that he has no clue as to what you were on about so he most likely doesn't know or have the slightest clue that you like him. .........Or am I reading into things a bit too much?

Or perhaps her reaction to what he planned to ask wasn't what he was expecting.... hence the funny look.

Say you'll do it if he'll take you out next Friday.

I would do the same thing! Don't worry OP, that was a bad way to ask, and if you ask me, he knew it and was looking forward to your embarrassment:) Just stay away from him, and find some true friends!

Or he was creeped out because she assumed he was asking her out. I would be

MonsterCommenter 4

I voted her down because her comment was stupid and she has a picture of Jusin Beiber telling us to "believe." Ugh.

And by doing that you showed just how close-minded you are. And that's his album name stupid.