Embarrassing, Awkward and Work: Hopeless

Hopeless

By Dumbdumb - 15/02/2010 14:29 - United States

Today, at work, a really hot guy came up to me and asked, "What are your hours?" Excited, I told him I get off at 4, but might be able to get out sooner. He started laughing and then said, "I meant your store hours." He turned around and walked away, shaking his head and laughing. FML

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You deserved it 33 246

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By worksucker - 05/07/2011 05:34 - United States

Today, 30 minutes before I was supposed to quit work at 6pm, my boss showed up. After telling him how the day went, he asked why I was still there. Apparently, for the holiday, we close early. 4 hours earlier. FML

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You deserved it 7 493

Misconstrued

By DeeGirlMon - 03/08/2012 05:24 - Canada - Calgary

Today, the coworker I've had a crush on for the past few months asked me if I was busy Friday night. I was so excited, I immediately replied, "I thought you'd never ask!" He gave me a funny look and said, "Good, because I need you to take my shift." FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 658

You deserved it 6 051

By Alanis - 21/07/2012 01:59 - United States

Today, I confessed to my co-worker that I've secretly loved him for months. He laughed hysterically for about a minute straight before shaking his head and excusing himself from the store. Even the fact that my boss fired him for leaving early isn't cheering me up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 465

You deserved it 4 053

By Anonymous - 01/10/2010 11:48 - United States

Today, as I was leaving the office, I heard my very cute coworker behind me say "Hey gorgeous, where are you off to?" I turned around with a smile and said "About to hit up happy hour." He was on the phone with his wife. I'm calling in sick tomorrow. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 479

You deserved it 12 218

By codizzy - 18/08/2016 22:05

Today, while working at my job at a lumber/hardware store, my coworker told me he was taking an hour break instead of the usual half-hour. Not only did he leave me with a store packed with customers on Customer Appreciation Day, but he never came back until closing time. FML

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You deserved it 937

Thanks, I really appreciate it!

By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 16:39 - United States

Today, I was walking to work and saw three guys sitting at a table outside. One of the guys looks at me and says to his friends, "That's the girl that works at the grocery store. She replaced the hot chick." The other two guys glared at me. FML

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You deserved it 3 543

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By SmoothTalker - 16/03/2009 17:40 - United States

Today, I had a meeting with my super-hot TA. When I got to her office, she complimented me for being early, to which I thoughtfully replied, "Oh, I usually come early." She laughed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 328

You deserved it 33 942

By be_nj - 29/05/2009 03:51 - United States

Today, at work as a cashier, I had a male customer come up to me and ask me what hours I worked today, like he has done for several weeks now. Immediately after, my manager calls my lane to tell me to watch out for that guy. He has been stalking a co-worker of mine. Apparently, I'm next. FML

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You deserved it 4 182

I just want to go home

By Username - 23/11/2010 20:53

Today, at work, I handed an old man his drink, and our fingers accidentally brushed. He gave me a creepy wink and a smile, but I ignored it. He's now been sitting in the store for two hours watching me. Only four hours to go until I get off. FML

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You deserved it 2 484

By godhatesme - 26/01/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML

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You deserved it 36 845

Red_Bull_yay 0

Monday 15 February 2010 20:05

hahaha aww, fail. poor you.

DakodaC 0

Monday 15 February 2010 20:08

That guy is kind of a dick for laughing while walking away

Comments

Red_Bull_yay 0

Monday 15 February 2010 20:05

hahaha aww, fail. poor you.

IronLionZion_fml 0

Monday 15 February 2010 20:17

I would totally agree!! :p

ImaginaryFoe 0

Monday 15 February 2010 23:08

Yep. There's really not much more to say. I guess you already know how desperate you sounded. Stuff happens. You'll survive and hopefully will be a little more cautious next time.

Imnewhere 21

Monday 15 February 2010 23:24

oOo so close but fail

futtgoredo 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 3:54

what did u think he meant? I mean it's really not possible you could be actractive at all.

boyguydudemalema 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 8:33

"Excited" ?? sounds desperate to me.

Othello22 4

Thursday 18 February 2010 0:37

we call this a classic *dial tone* moment.... :) you'll live

taketheepill 0

Wednesday 14 April 2010 12:45

cute as in being so funny that milk is transformed into juice as zombiebunnies laughs so hard? then yeah

americuzz 8

Thursday 22 July 2010 7:26

omg that sucks op.

Red_Bull_yay 0

Monday 15 February 2010 20:06

Hahaha aww, fail. Poor you. Don't sweat about it, we all have those dumb moments from time to time.

joeyisinsane 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 3:47

I don't get why ur not in the kitchen

myknewverr 0

Friday 8 October 2010 8:05

hahaha omg! made me laugh so hard. that would be really embarracing tho

alliewillie 22

Sunday 29 July 2012 18:32

No, what's embarrassing is how you spelled "embarrassing"...

NGM_47 0

Monday 15 February 2010 20:06

It's not that bad, I would have said the same thing because I would have assumed he wanted a job there...

IronLionZion_fml 0

Monday 15 February 2010 20:18

She didn't think he wanted a job, but a date.

NGM_47 0

Monday 15 February 2010 20:22

I know, I just said that because I would have said the same thing, regardless of the person being a guy or girl.

shatz_fml 0

Monday 15 February 2010 23:43

what are your hours? and what time do you get off? are two very different questions.

babybubz 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:34

@NGM ..WTF do your personal hours have to do with someone wanting a job there?

YeahFMLxX 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 7:40

@NGM My Christ! You look like a troll!

blankettt 0

Monday 15 February 2010 20:07

Guy: What are your hours? Girl: I get off at four, I may be able to slip out sooner. Guy: ...I meant your store hours. Girl: (long silence) No you didn't. *gives creepy smile and walks away* I think he could have been more specific though.

TheBreaKer_fml 0

Monday 15 February 2010 20:21

what are you talking about?

AxCxDxDx 0

Monday 15 February 2010 20:32

slap yourself

marc33 0

Monday 15 February 2010 20:48

#4 idiot...that's what op said, no need to repeat!

fr33convict 0

Monday 15 February 2010 21:27

@43. not really he changed the last part

madaoxsan 9

Tuesday 27 September 2011 0:37

@ 4.. he also probably could've looked on the door of the store or something...but that would've made sense.

DakodaC 0

Monday 15 February 2010 20:08

That guy is kind of a dick for laughing while walking away

hoopstar15 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 2:58

no that man is hilarious!!!!! hahahahahah I think I would laugh till I peed

jamiebuczko 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 7:27

I agree with 101 lmao!

1caroluv 0

Monday 15 February 2010 20:09

poor you omg at least you dont know him and he probably missed out on something hell regret so hdi for being a dushe and #3 arent you a guy u would get all exicited that a guy was asking u out on a date 0.o

johnw11 0

Monday 15 February 2010 20:16

good spelling of douche you pathetic 12 year old girl

bom_bom 0

Monday 15 February 2010 20:44

umm @ nnumber 6 number 3 did not say he would be excited about a guy asking him out on a date. Dont put words in other ppls text. But anyways LOL

alexandraa_fml 0

Monday 15 February 2010 21:16

Dushe? The mispelling of this word has now reached new levels.

NGM_47 0

Monday 15 February 2010 21:35

My comment to this keeps disappearing! Anyways, #3...I never said that, I said that I would have said the same thing because I would have thought he wanted a job. Way to read. Thanks, #40!

Terwilliger 0

Monday 15 February 2010 21:39

agree with 53. third time I've seen it spelt that way on this site...

NGM_47 0

Monday 15 February 2010 21:44

I meant #6....not #3. I failed =/

jollykilla704 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 1:21

@6 if he laughed and walked away, he didn't miss out he opted out. and you can't regret not dating someone you don't know, because you won't know what you're missing out on. I hate that pity phrase because it makes no sense.