Today, the coworker I've had a crush on for the past few months asked me if I was busy Friday night. I was so excited, I immediately replied, "I thought you'd never ask!" He gave me a funny look and said, "Good, because I need you to take my shift." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my cute coworker begged me to cover his shift tomorrow, and told me that he wanted to take me to dinner to make up for it. I was very excited because I've been crushing on him for a long time. I later overheard him tell his friend that he didn't plan on showing up for our dinner. FML
Today, I sent a heartfelt text to my crush confessing my feelings. I was over the moon when I saw they were typing a response. Turns out they were just asking if I could cover their shift at work. Rejected and now on the night shift. FML
Today, the girl I like asked me to take over her shift at the place we both work at. Being nice, I readily took over. Later, I found out she went on a date with my best friend. He knows I like her. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to ask my crush out for coffee after work. She agreed and I confidently said, "Alright, it's a date!" She replied, "Haha, a date with you? I'm just going for the free coffee!" FML
Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML
Today, as I was leaving the office, I heard my very cute coworker behind me say "Hey gorgeous, where are you off to?" I turned around with a smile and said "About to hit up happy hour." He was on the phone with his wife. I'm calling in sick tomorrow. FML
Today, my boss asked me to pick up an extra shift. I said I couldn't because I have a date. He told me I didn't need to lie and to just say no next time. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask out the guy I've liked for a long time. He's a cashier at a grocery store. It was about 1am and I was his last customer, everything seemed just right. Just when I was about to ask him to the movies, a drunk girl stumbles in and asks him out. He said yes. FML
Today, my coworker, who I'm secretly in love with, asked me what my plans for the weekend were. I thought she might have been about to ask me out, so I said that I had no plans. She then rolled her eyes and said that she hates talking to, "boring people who shut down every conversation starter." FML
Today, at work, a really hot guy came up to me and asked, "What are your hours?" Excited, I told him I get off at 4, but might be able to get out sooner. He started laughing and then said, "I meant your store hours." He turned around and walked away, shaking his head and laughing. FML
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pexy_fml 16
Tell him your so exited about it because you need extra money It removes the awkwardness
jwbfml 11
Say you'll do it if he'll take you out next Friday.
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Comments (38)
TheJester12 15
..I though you'd never ask BECAUSE I WANT TO **** YOUR BRAINS OUT! Did I say that out loud? Oh well what I meant was I need some extra cash this month. Uh... Well see ya around I guess.
Dracoboxer357 36
As misleading as he might have put that question Op, it does sound like you jumped straight to the answer you wanted to hear first. I'm thinking you missed some vital phrasing or body language in the asking. ;)
megzzze 10
Oh. That stinks. Maybe you should ask him?!
cantWin19 8
Oh man that's awkward
SimplyEerb 3
Be more open and ask HIM out. The worst that could happen is that he says no, right?
Maggums18 0
Aww im sorry. Thats so awkward tho
Calyx_fml 22
That's what you get for waiting for him to ask you. You have the crush so you need to ask him. YDI
KiddNYC1O 22
Yup, women can be difficult to read.
revieced 13
sorry OP, but......thats just too funny :D hahahaha
hateevryone 15
That's why you should let people finish their sentences first.
worldclassrager 41
I think he now knows that you like him...if a date happens hope he doesn't stand you up and that extra cash made from his shift would cover if needed...