Today, as I was leaving the office, I heard my very cute coworker behind me say "Hey gorgeous, where are you off to?" I turned around with a smile and said "About to hit up happy hour." He was on the phone with his wife. I'm calling in sick tomorrow. FML
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Jimboom
| 11
Noo, he obviously picked up the phone and pretended to be speaking to his wife... heck he probably made up the wife thing to because he was embarrassed. Cause you know, everyone must think you are as good looking as you obviously do. :-P
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tpea
| 1
This seems to happen to me a lot. :$
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tpea
| 1
This seems to happen to me a lot. :$
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sheribb
| 5
hahahaha poor you!!!
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Mauskau
| 35
WTF is happy hour?!
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aholeguy
| 0
cheaper drinks = happy hour
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nond2nv
| 4
YDI for knowing he was married and thinking he would talk to someone besides his wife like that.
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BethiiGeex
| 0
38..how did she know it was his wife?
maybe she SAW him on the PHONE
and thought it was his wife.
maybe she SAW him on the PHONE
and thought it was his wife.
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cantfightfate
| 0
yeah that's embarressing. I hate when I respond to people who weren't talking to me in the first place. damn you bluetooths!!
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MissErikaHart
| 0
41, if the man is married his ring is usually a dead giveaway so I agree with 38, that she prob knew and shouldn't be trying to talk to sum1 like that
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BethiiGeex
| 0
not all couples wear there rings.
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Brittneyyyy
| 7
I worked at a store and people would always come through my line on their bluetooths and it always took me a minute to realize it. People who use bluetooths always look crazy like they're talking to themselves.
This FML is totally something that would happen to me though :/
This FML is totally something that would happen to me though :/
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TheIrishJaneDoe
| 8
Beth, your proposal is possible, but not probable. People don't typically make the jump from "sweet talk on the phone" to "wife" without some other evidence; I'd think guessing that he was speaking to a girlfriend or significant other is more likely, in that case.
Maybe she didn't know he was married beforehand, though. OP could've overheard some reference to, say, picking up the kids, after she'd embarrassed herself. That would give her reason to think he was speaking to his wife, and still excuse her misunderstanding as innocent rather than conniving.
Maybe she didn't know he was married beforehand, though. OP could've overheard some reference to, say, picking up the kids, after she'd embarrassed herself. That would give her reason to think he was speaking to his wife, and still excuse her misunderstanding as innocent rather than conniving.
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Mylees
| 0
did someone ask what happy hour is? lol. oh my lord. I'm surprised how little some people know
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UnluckyDom
| 0
28
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hahafylop
| 4
71 - I know right? I'm not even old enough to drink and even I know what happy hour is. :D
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hawaiiroots808
| 0
haha me too (:
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briannak91
| 0
loser..
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todo350
| 0
i live in sydney, been to newcastle plenty of times D: small world...
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Thawn
| 0
I live an hour from newy. been there heaps also. I ain't a creeper though
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briannak91
| 0
hmmmkk
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qwerty8788
| 4
second
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Timmo_fml
| 2
Fail. Twat.
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LTFlames
| 0
XD u fail
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jakii_
| 0
you were close
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z620
| 0
your third but you said second, therefore you lose. Go to hell.
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brey_fml
| 0
lol :b
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Jimboom
| 11
Noo, he obviously picked up the phone and pretended to be speaking to his wife... heck he probably made up the wife thing to because he was embarrassed. Cause you know, everyone must think you are as good looking as you obviously do. :-P
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Smyth
| 3
it's times like those where you just run. as fast as you can. no, don't look back keep running.
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Currentlyonfire
| 4
I'm sure you would know all about that buddy.
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icanspellgud
| 0
45- you, sir, win.
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deafeningsilence
| 8
56- your picture is amazing<3
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yanayo
| 0
lol
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sculp91
| 0
loo
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Smeagol648
| 0
lol your profile picture
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alexbeathalo2
| 4
#5 your an idiot
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testosticor
| 4
maybe you shouldn't call him an idiot when sarcasm flies over your head. :)
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Igor_g5
| 0
Agreed.
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Igor_g5
| 0
my agreed was for 22
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Trollz4daLULZ
| 1
...OR when you confuse "your" and "you're". It's not rocket science, you tardling.
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TheIrishJaneDoe
| 8
Hehe, tardling.
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mintcar
| 9
You shouldn't skip work because of your fail.
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smile031008
| 0
hahaha should hav look behind