By anonymous - 01/12/2010 08:30 - United States

Today, my cute coworker begged me to cover his shift tomorrow, and told me that he wanted to take me to dinner to make up for it. I was very excited because I've been crushing on him for a long time. I later overheard him tell his friend that he didn't plan on showing up for our dinner. FML
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amerwin 3

You've been had! Tell the same coworker, within earshot of your crush, that you don't plan on showing up for his shift.

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Steplo 5

then you don't plan on showing up for his shift.

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amerwin 3

You've been had! Tell the same coworker, within earshot of your crush, that you don't plan on showing up for his shift.

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Jewelofagal 2

Exactly the right response. Users like this guy need to be given a cold shot of reality.

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mamamiaaa_fml 12

Or better yet don't let him hear it and just do it. Teach him a real lesson. Or just go throw up on him and tell him it's not him it's his face. Or do both. Or neither. I should go to sleep. even though it's 10:30 AM.

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seanders 10

Oh well usually the woman is the user. Nice to see the tables turned.:)

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0opsie 6

Exactly what I was gonna say. It's not that hard to figure out. Good thing you overheard him, OP. This is no fml for you. Now you can move on.

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boatkicker 4

33, even if OP is a crazy stalker bitch, making a promise and breaking it is an asshole move. If she's really that nuts, than the co-worker should have said something else, instead of "I'll take you out to dinner." There's no excuse for being an asshole.

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C6Racer 0

Wrong again, bonded. Nobody likes an asshole.

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ayleyyasuko 0

woah, 23... sexist much?

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memo619 0

slashing his tires is always an option

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MizzErikaHart 8

wow how old r u guys? don't worry when boys become men they aren't so bad

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cloudy01 0

unless they're dumbasses

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Steplo 5

then you don't plan on showing up for his shift.

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amerwin 3

You've been had! Tell the same coworker, within earshot of your crush, that you don't plan on showing up for his shift.

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shanster 3

That's what you get for being ugly and gullible.

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cookie_3008 4

what a douche!! dont show up for his shift!!!

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amayaa_fml 7

then don't plan on showing up for his shift. problem solved

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RedPillSucks 31

Unless, of course, she already covered his shift, and only heard the remark afterwards. Can't really tell if that's so or not.

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KiaMaster 0

go to his house when the dinner is suppossed to happen, text him " I can see you sitting on your couch" and send a pic of it to his phone. than walk away. he won't wanna mess with you again.. :)

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ttorigibson 2

probably not a good idea, I think that would be a little stalkerish.

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ColetteL 4

Very stalkerish! Why let him think he's worth all that trouble?

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