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You've been had! Tell the same coworker, within earshot of your crush, that you don't plan on showing up for his shift.
lol I like that idea
Exactly the right response. Users like this guy need to be given a cold shot of reality.
Or better yet don't let him hear it and just do it. Teach him a real lesson. Or just go throw up on him and tell him it's not him it's his face. Or do both. Or neither. I should go to sleep. even though it's 10:30 AM.
Oh well usually the woman is the user. Nice to see the tables turned.:)
haha brilliant!
Some men are still as bad as boys.
then you don't plan on showing up for his shift.
You've been had! Tell the same coworker, within earshot of your crush, that you don't plan on showing up for his shift.
That's what you get for being ugly and gullible.
go to his house when the dinner is suppossed to happen, text him " I can see you sitting on your couch" and send a pic of it to his phone. than walk away. he won't wanna mess with you again.. :)
wow... I find this to be a genius idea!
probably not a good idea, I think that would be a little stalkerish.
Very stalkerish! Why let him think he's worth all that trouble?
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You've been had! Tell the same coworker, within earshot of your crush, that you don't plan on showing up for his shift.
then you don't plan on showing up for his shift.