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That's not funny, that's pretty soul shattering depending on how much he liked her. I did laugh though, but it is ****** up to have said that to his face.
just order a big ristretto without sugar for her, ask for the bill and run for the bathroom.
The word you are looking for is "obviously." The word "obliviously" already has a meaning.
of course he should have took her out after that, to some coffee shop, have a few muffins, more coffee, get up - say your going to bathroom and inform the waitress's his female friends picking up the cheque. also Falcon punch her....hard
That's all marriage is :) They're just theyre for the free shit...gold diggerssssssssssssssss
You just won fmylife.com
can you falcon punch someone soft?
yes you can actually its called make sure you havemt eaten in a few days so then your avtions shall be weak :L i only have to miss breakfast to become weak and almpst starv >.< and people call me bloody anerexic
I love the name of the OP!! hahaha
**** you its not fair to treat people that way
Wow! Porkchop is a straight ******* gold digger... Just remember karma is a bitch while your using people and being a douchenozzle..
you're a terrible person
ooo maybe you shouldnt be liking her if shes mean leik that haha
I hate girls like her. Gold digging bitch, just waiting to find a rich old geezer to marry and divorce to loot out millions in divorce settlements. Don't even bother to go to the coffee place with her. I bet she's a STD sanctuary. Just move on.
Surely you told her where to go after that?
you shouldn't even date this type of people. tsk.
hahahahaha your kanye comment made my day:)
That sucks. That courage is hard to find. Better luck next time!
loL xD you can't actually blame her.. :) plus, it's FREE coffee. :P
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I hate girls like her. Gold digging bitch, just waiting to find a rich old geezer to marry and divorce to loot out millions in divorce settlements. Don't even bother to go to the coffee place with her. I bet she's a STD sanctuary. Just move on.
Surely you told her where to go after that?