Today, I was ecstatic after spending the night with my longtime crush, when he told me he felt something. I poured my heart and soul out to him, confessing my love for him too. Unfortunately, he was referring to a lump in my left breast, which I now need to get checked out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up feeling ecstatic, because last night, my crush had told my best friend he likes me a lot. I sent him a text message telling him the feeling is mutual. A little while after sending it, it hit me that his confession had only been part of a dream. FML
Today, I finally mustered the courage to tell my crush how I feel. He's a straight-A student and very nice in general. After I finished pouring my heart out, he stared at me for a bit and then said: "Nice rack." FML
Today, I was texting with my childhood crush late at night and we were exchanging secrets. I figured this was as good a time as any to tell her about my long-standing crush on her. Turns out she's a lesbian. FML
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Today, the crush I've had for months finally came over to my place for the first time. It didn't last long however, as I suddenly had to go to the ER for severe testicular pain. FML
Today, at around 2 a.m., I texted my crush that I liked him. He replied that he's in a relationship. I just felt a tight knot in my stomach and couldn't breathe for a few seconds. FML
Today, I told my coworker who I have been crushing on for a while, that I really enjoyed our time last night. I immediately realized that the time we spent last night was in my sex dream. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to tell my crush how I feel about them. I poured my heart out, only for them to tell me that they're already seeing someone else. To make matters worse, they then asked me for advice on how to impress their new partner. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my best friend that I like him more than just as a friend. I was about to tell him when he excitedly told me that he met the love of his life yesterday. FML
Today, I went out for dinner with my crush and expressed my love for her. She responded by saying that we should know that this is the real thing, and to do so we needed to date other people and let time bring us together. FML
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Top comments
allmidnighteyes 11
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps... Check it out!
namnams 3
Well he was feeling your boob up. That's a good sign I suppose.
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Comments (77)
allmidnighteyes 11
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps... Check it out!
padlarf 14
You beat me to it. Let's hope it isn't cancer though
iKaite 0
Oh dear, I shouldnt laugh at that but I did.
Freeze_fml 17
He wanted your lovely lady lumps.
SusanaSaysRawrxD 0
I feel bad, but I just died laughing at that.
exotica_fml 6
LOL
dheinzen2 1
lol
Aniki_Sohma 20
Haha I see what you did there.
BrownSugar_fml 5
:o I agree fyl for that lump
chaos753159 4
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FrenchFry321 0
:S hope it isnt anything bad
namnams 3
Well he was feeling your boob up. That's a good sign I suppose.
Moemoemoe_fml 0
They just spent the night together, she confessed her love for him and was all full of hope, but there's no mention of him loving her back. How is this a good sign????
neko_ceko 3
he was lying on her boob :P
InsomniaCafe 11
He liked her enough to let her know about the lump, which MIGHT be cancerous. He may have saved her life. NOT AN FML.
MF12 0
so he felt your breast? this is still good... even if you might have cancer ：I'm sorry though hope you don't!
allen20 0
Ewww all mutated!
Loveya448 0
So, he was feeling you up?
leoofbodom 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
i also like breasts.. but if youre one of those people who think you have big **** but your just fat then **** you with your fat **** theyre not nice. on the other hand if youre a nice size and theyre MASSIVE then hiiiii wanna make out?
Moemoemoe_fml 0
Please remove yourself from the gene pool before you find a girl passed out on the side of the road and manage to reproduce.
Person1233 13
^ Win.
iKaite 0
''but if youre one of those people who think you have big **** but your just fat then **** you with your fat **** theyre not nice'' Dude. Your a douche.
rachexl 0
haha i laughed, fat **** :(
infiniti_G 0
You must be one of those people
slushpup9696 12
14 - Agreed.
lomogirl 0
If you have cancer, and I sincerely hope you don't, your crush finding it now could have given you a better chance of treating it than if you found it yourself later. Good luck with the tests and your crush.
boatkicker 5
Don't stress about it yet. Take it to a doctor and see, but in the mean time, it's not worth it to stress. There are TONS of common causes of breast lumps, many of which aren't damaging to your health. Get a doctor to check it out asap, anyways. And hey, think of it this, he was touching your breasts which must mean something, right?