Intimacy: Today, I told my coworker who I have been crushing on for a while,...

By who_cares - 09/07/2015 11:20 - United States - Garden Grove

Today, I told my coworker who I have been crushing on for a while, that I really enjoyed our time last night. I immediately realized that the time we spent last night was in my sex dream. FML

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Same thing different taste

By hannah - 15/09/2012 22:16 - New Zealand - Timaru

Today, I woke up feeling ecstatic, because last night, my crush had told my best friend he likes me a lot. I sent him a text message telling him the feeling is mutual. A little while after sending it, it hit me that his confession had only been part of a dream. FML

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Lust for life

By Anonymous - 17/02/2023 16:00

Today, thanks to a very intense sexual dream, I suddenly have a strong (and lustful) crush on a coworker, making me gasp every time I see them. I'm happily married. And pregnant. FML

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You deserved it 345

Poor pillow

By Randy Candy - 12/02/2021 17:01 - United States

Today, I was having a fantastic sex dream. So good, in fact, that I woke myself up breathing heavily and humping my pillow. I was at my friend's house and she saw everything. FML

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You deserved it 280

By workhoe - 20/02/2017 06:00 - United States

Today, I had sex with a coworker I've had my eye on for awhile. Immediately after, he turned on the light and got on his phone. Me, trying to start a conversation, I said, "Well, that was fun." He looked at me and said, "Was it?" FML

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Cougar

By Anonymous - 04/07/2022 18:00

Today, I had a sex dream about a coworker I've known for a few weeks. He's a lovely guy, but is not someone I'd usually be attracted to. He's also 18, and I'm 29. FML

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No no fap season

By WhatTheactual - 15/10/2022 04:00

Today, I had a very hot sex dream about my female coworker. It was so good I woke up practically rock hard, jerked off, and had an amazing orgasm. There’s just one problem: I’m a gay guy, in a committed relationship. FML

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You deserved it 662

Soft spot

By Anonymous - 17/05/2024 16:00 - United States - El Paso

Today, I dreamt about a girl I sort of knew. In the dream she confessed her feelings for me, and it was the first time anyone had ever confessed that sort of thing to me. When I woke up, I found myself falling for her. The experience reminded me of my romantic loneliness. FML

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You deserved it 150

By Anonymous - 12/08/2014 00:34 - United States - Columbus

Today, after months of dinners, coffees, drinks, and a few nights together, the girl of my dreams told me about this awesome guy she met yesterday. FML

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You deserved it 4 925

When work husbands go too far

By Ashamed - 08/09/2023 04:00

Today, I accidentally called out the coworker I have a crush on’s name in bed instead of my wife’s. The thing is, thinking about her is the only thing that will keep me hard and brought to orgasm. FML

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You deserved it 1 418

By lonerjik - 19/01/2011 12:05 - United States

Today, while I was sleeping I heard my girlfriend moaning. She was seemed to be having a wet dream. She moaned more in her dream than when having sex with me. FML

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Meepson 9

Thursday 9 July 2015 18:48

Make that dream a reality ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Llama_Man2000 26

Thursday 9 July 2015 18:49

"Sorry, wrong person."

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Meepson 9

Thursday 9 July 2015 18:48

Make that dream a reality ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Anchovy11 7

Thursday 9 July 2015 20:04

JUST DO IT

meliodafool_ 15

Thursday 9 July 2015 21:55

Yesterday you said tomorrow, so JUST DO IT!

jtfrisch 22

Thursday 9 July 2015 22:27

NOOOOOOO PLEASE GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ohSNAPyall 26

Thursday 9 July 2015 22:38

Good luck with that now!

notzax 19

Friday 10 July 2015 7:51

Don't let your dreams be dreams!!!! JUST.... JUST DO IT!

TheKingOfHearts 19

Friday 10 July 2015 21:56

#1 FHRITP

Llama_Man2000 26

Thursday 9 July 2015 18:49

"Sorry, wrong person."

nonsensical 26

Friday 10 July 2015 8:08

"I really liked our time last night... is what I WOULD say if we went on a date ;)" super smoooooooooth

wheresmymary 22

Thursday 9 July 2015 18:49

Maybe he's into it

thejzabs 25

Thursday 9 July 2015 18:49

Ask her out!! You'll never have a good night with her if you don't

SuperCasual 13

Thursday 9 July 2015 19:04

Someone can't read correctly

hippodankamus 22

Thursday 9 July 2015 19:25

Right...

Noreason89 6

Thursday 9 July 2015 19:51

#9 That someone is you

SuperCasual 13

Thursday 9 July 2015 20:10

Please disregard this comment, I had only just woken up and decided to respond to a random person saying this

invadermaythe1st 35

Friday 10 July 2015 6:21

#28 didn't your mother teach you not to lie?

Bricktothehead 21

Thursday 9 July 2015 18:51

Are you sure you're not dreaming now?

_kyleG_ 34

Thursday 9 July 2015 18:53

Sounds like girl of your dreams didn't understand that she was the girl IN your dreams

nieldan 8

Thursday 9 July 2015 18:57

well, that was REALLY awkward.

jacob_coryell98 8

Thursday 9 July 2015 20:20

blue slide park

WOTAN1488 24

Thursday 9 July 2015 18:59

LOL! You could then pursue several routes at that point.

ohkay12 11

Thursday 9 July 2015 19:04

Haha! I'm curious about how she responded xD

sinn3r76 9

Thursday 9 July 2015 19:06

is the co-worker a guy or girl... and is the op a guy or girl, cause it could get really awkward maybe I'm over thinking it ?

yoursucklives 36

Thursday 9 July 2015 19:21

i think it doesn't matter if op/their crush is a guy/girl. it's awkward no matter what!

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Today, my college class has a strict rule that ANY absence, even if it's because you're sick and have a doctor's note, will drop your grade a letter grade. I have a chronic illness. Today is the second time in the first two weeks that I've had to show up to class with a bucket. FML

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Today, I discovered that the five-star meal that my friend treated me to last night was actually meant to be repayment of the $200 I loaned her last month. I needed that money for bills and she refuses to give me another cent. FML

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Today, at a nightclub, a cute girl started hitting on me. I got into it and we danced. Just as she started getting frisky with me, a guy shoved me off, smacked me to the floor with a right-hook, and shouted, "That's what you get for touching my woman." FML

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Today, I was with my boyfriend of two months, hoping this would be our night of the first kiss. I was so excited when the ball started to drop. When it hit "0", I turned to him, hoping for a kiss, and saw him making out with another girl. He didn't even turn around. FML

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Today, at work I was told I'd be working over Christmas because I don't drink. Apparently if you're tee-total, you're not entitled to spend time with your family and are incapable of having fun. FML

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Today, without context, I overheard my daughter saying that she would “literally rather have mercury poisoning than have her mother yell at her one more time.” She’s 24. FML

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Today, my mom came in to hug me while I was sleeping, or so I thought. I woke up and tried to hug her back, only to find she had wrapped a tape measure around me. She was trying to measure my bust size to win a bet. FML

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Same thing different taste

Lust for life

Poor pillow

Cougar

No no fap season

Soft spot

When work husbands go too far

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