FML : Today, I told my coworker who I have been crushing on for a while, that I really enjoyed our time last night. I immediately realized that the time we spent...

Today, I told my coworker who I have been crushing on for a while, that I really enjoyed our time last night. I immediately realized that the time we spent last night was in my sex dream. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By who_cares / Thursday 9 July 2015 11:20 / United States - Garden Grove

Intimacy

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By Meepson | 9

#6345583 - Thursday 9 July 2015 06:48

Make that dream a reality ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

By Llama_Man2000 | 26

#6345584 - Thursday 9 July 2015 06:49

"Sorry, wrong person."

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By Meepson | 9

#6345583 - Thursday 9 July 2015 06:48

Make that dream a reality ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Anchovy11 | 7

#6345658 - Thursday 9 July 2015 08:04

JUST DO IT

meliodafool_ | 15

#6345737 - Thursday 9 July 2015 09:55

Yesterday you said tomorrow, so JUST DO IT!

jtfrisch | 22

#6345753 - Thursday 9 July 2015 10:27

NOOOOOOO PLEASE GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ohSNAPyall | 26

#6345757 - Thursday 9 July 2015 10:38

Good luck with that now!

notzax | 19

#6346200 - Friday 10 July 2015 07:51

Don't let your dreams be dreams!!!! JUST.... JUST DO IT!

TheKingOfHearts | 19

#6346768 - Friday 10 July 2015 09:56

#1 FHRITP

By Llama_Man2000 | 26

#6345584 - Thursday 9 July 2015 06:49

"Sorry, wrong person."

nonsensical | 26

#6346211 - Friday 10 July 2015 08:08

"I really liked our time last night... is what I WOULD say if we went on a date ;)" super smoooooooooth

By wheresmymary | 22

#6345585 - Thursday 9 July 2015 06:49

Maybe he's into it

By thejzabs | 25

#6345586 - Thursday 9 July 2015 06:49

Ask her out!! You'll never have a good night with her if you don't

SuperCasual | 13

#6345602 - Thursday 9 July 2015 07:04

Someone can't read correctly

hippodankamus | 22

#6345621 - Thursday 9 July 2015 07:25

Right...

Noreason89 | 6

#6345647 - Thursday 9 July 2015 07:51

#9 That someone is you

SuperCasual | 13

#6345665 - Thursday 9 July 2015 08:10

Please disregard this comment, I had only just woken up and decided to respond to a random person saying this

invadermaythe1st | 35

#6346123 - Friday 10 July 2015 06:21

#28 didn't your mother teach you not to lie?

By Bricktothehead | 21

#6345587 - Thursday 9 July 2015 06:51

Are you sure you're not dreaming now?

By _kyleG_ | 34

#6345589 - Thursday 9 July 2015 06:53

Sounds like girl of your dreams didn't understand that she was the girl IN your dreams

By nieldan | 8

#6345594 - Thursday 9 July 2015 06:57

well, that was REALLY awkward.

jacob_coryell98 | 8

#6345675 - Thursday 9 July 2015 08:20

blue slide park

By WOTAN1488 | 24

#6345597 - Thursday 9 July 2015 06:59

LOL! You could then pursue several routes at that point.

By ohkay12 | 11

#6345603 - Thursday 9 July 2015 07:04

Haha! I'm curious about how she responded xD

By sinn3r76 | 9

#6345605 - Thursday 9 July 2015 07:06

is the co-worker a guy or girl... and is the op a guy or girl, cause it could get really awkward maybe I'm over thinking it ?

yoursucklives | 36

#6345617 - Thursday 9 July 2015 07:21

i think it doesn't matter if op/their crush is a guy/girl. it's awkward no matter what!

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