Today, I was ecstatic after spending the night with my longtime crush, when he told me he felt something. I poured my heart and soul out to him, confessing my love for him too. Unfortunately, he was referring to a lump in my left breast, which I now need to get checked out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up feeling ecstatic, because last night, my crush had told my best friend he likes me a lot. I sent him a text message telling him the feeling is mutual. A little while after sending it, it hit me that his confession had only been part of a dream. FML
Today, I finally mustered the courage to tell my crush how I feel. He's a straight-A student and very nice in general. After I finished pouring my heart out, he stared at me for a bit and then said: "Nice rack." FML
Today, I was texting with my childhood crush late at night and we were exchanging secrets. I figured this was as good a time as any to tell her about my long-standing crush on her. Turns out she's a lesbian. FML
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Today, the crush I've had for months finally came over to my place for the first time. It didn't last long however, as I suddenly had to go to the ER for severe testicular pain. FML
Today, at around 2 a.m., I texted my crush that I liked him. He replied that he's in a relationship. I just felt a tight knot in my stomach and couldn't breathe for a few seconds. FML
Today, I told my coworker who I have been crushing on for a while, that I really enjoyed our time last night. I immediately realized that the time we spent last night was in my sex dream. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to tell my crush how I feel about them. I poured my heart out, only for them to tell me that they're already seeing someone else. To make matters worse, they then asked me for advice on how to impress their new partner. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my best friend that I like him more than just as a friend. I was about to tell him when he excitedly told me that he met the love of his life yesterday. FML
Today, I went out for dinner with my crush and expressed my love for her. She responded by saying that we should know that this is the real thing, and to do so we needed to date other people and let time bring us together. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps... Check it out!
namnams 3
Well he was feeling your boob up. That's a good sign I suppose.
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Comments (77)
tdawgheath 0
Uhm, maybe don't jump the gun next time.
FerrariCake 2
It's not stupid, it's nature. The OP does it like they do it on Discovery Channel.
FerrariCake 2
OP, win for the Black Eyed Peas reference.
lostdreams0 0
sounds like a scene from an independent movie named GUMMO
hales1224 0
op: this is the worst fml ever I so hope you don't have cancer my mom has it and it's a tough thing to go through but she is making it! but I pray you don't have it and your boyfriend hopefully will stick with you he probably just was too worried about the lump or overwhealmed to say anything back to you . best of luck!
FMLydiLOL 0
Fail. you're number 17.
winter123 0
lmao! ^^ win!!
AllyyK 9
That's ****** up :X
Our_name_ 14
I understand your thoughts but If it weren't the fact that he had his hands on your breasts.. You should have known what he meant