Today, I was ecstatic after spending the night with my longtime crush, when he told me he felt something. I poured my heart and soul out to him, confessing my love for him too. Unfortunately, he was referring to a lump in my left breast, which I now need to get checked out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up feeling ecstatic, because last night, my crush had told my best friend he likes me a lot. I sent him a text message telling him the feeling is mutual. A little while after sending it, it hit me that his confession had only been part of a dream. FML
Today, I finally mustered the courage to tell my crush how I feel. He's a straight-A student and very nice in general. After I finished pouring my heart out, he stared at me for a bit and then said: "Nice rack." FML
Today, I was texting with my childhood crush late at night and we were exchanging secrets. I figured this was as good a time as any to tell her about my long-standing crush on her. Turns out she's a lesbian. FML
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Today, the crush I've had for months finally came over to my place for the first time. It didn't last long however, as I suddenly had to go to the ER for severe testicular pain. FML
Today, at around 2 a.m., I texted my crush that I liked him. He replied that he's in a relationship. I just felt a tight knot in my stomach and couldn't breathe for a few seconds. FML
Today, I told my coworker who I have been crushing on for a while, that I really enjoyed our time last night. I immediately realized that the time we spent last night was in my sex dream. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to tell my crush how I feel about them. I poured my heart out, only for them to tell me that they're already seeing someone else. To make matters worse, they then asked me for advice on how to impress their new partner. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my best friend that I like him more than just as a friend. I was about to tell him when he excitedly told me that he met the love of his life yesterday. FML
Today, I went out for dinner with my crush and expressed my love for her. She responded by saying that we should know that this is the real thing, and to do so we needed to date other people and let time bring us together. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps... Check it out!
namnams 3
Well he was feeling your boob up. That's a good sign I suppose.
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Comments (77)
nessalujin 0
ha.
dorito_420 0
hey at least you got a free mammogram out of it...
Alkix 2
Hope it's nothing serious. Is it considered projection if she didn't deny it, but still assumed that the other person felt the same way because she wanted it?
imaniblub 0
omg
osnapp55 0
ghhjjh
carrotpuke 0
omg that's so embarassing and potentially fatal
xKattAttack 0
Best comment here.
spank_my_toaster 0
STFU for putting YDI, she might have ******* breast cancer you heartless *****.
MysteryJoker 5
Or it could be just a cyst... Way to assume the worst...prick
NuclearButterfly 0
MIGHT have cancer, not 100% for sure has cancer and she's gonna die
Peachy2392 26
While I agree this is no way a YDI post, there's other ways of telling people instead of snapping at them.
AntiChrist7 0
So you say "crush", not "boyfriend". Do you let everyone cop a feel under your shirt?
shekezim 0
@59 it was prolly for the name. I laughed. sorry. mo cancer though :)
xKoga 0
Good luck with your ****- I mean test!