Geek: Today, British Telecom disconnected my landline by mistake. Their...

By Sugar - 22/11/2008 11:51 - United Kingdom

Today, British Telecom disconnected my landline by mistake. Their call centre in India tried to reach me. Result, they spoke to an unknown gentleman, who told them he didn't need a phone line at my address. Reconnection in 2 business days. FML

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By stuff - 16/08/2009 04:36 - United States

Today, I was calling my cable company to tell me how to fix my internet. I stayed on hold for almost half an hour, and then when someone finally picked up, my phone died. FML

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By comphone - 19/11/2008 08:00 - France

Today, I went to work 300 miles away from where I live. I couldn't find my customer's address, so I decided to call him. I'd picked up my wireless house phone instead of my mobile. FML

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By Broguy - 06/07/2011 02:20 - Canada

Today, I called my phone company to get some answers about my phone bill. I was okay with being put on hold. In fact, I was on hold for so long, that the music stopped playing. When someone finally answered they told me to call back tomorrow. All my phones disconnected an hour later. FML

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By Beva - 17/01/2013 05:03 - Sweden - Falköping

Today, due to technical problems, I had to call the company's IT-support as my computer went totally haywire. I explained via phone that I couldn't access anything. The support then tried contacting me by e-mail and got upset with me when I didn't answer. FML

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Gotcha!

By Anonymous - 08/05/2014 03:57 - United States - State College

Today, while at work as a telemarketer, I called a customer on his home phone. Once I was connected, an automated voice said, "To speak with a customer, please press 1." Confused, I pressed one. I then heard loud laughter followed by, "Oh my god! What a dumbass!" before they hung up. FML

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Thanks mom

By Anonymous - 27/01/2017 00:00

Today, I checked my inbox and realized I got an email from a potential employer, saying they were having trouble getting a hold of me by phone. They called while my mom was using my phone to look up directions to a place, and she answered, kindly hanging up when they asked for me. FML

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By fucktelstra - 17/03/2016 11:42 - Australia - Adelaide

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tieranosaurus 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 18:49

B.T. is the incarnation of Hell on this planet!

123amanda123 14

Monday 15 August 2011 4:17

people on here are mean :(

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Angryolecoot 0

Friday 6 February 2009 18:39

I'm an arsehole. Just throwing it out there.

xGet_Over_It 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 6:03

this is the worst FML ever. and there are like 3 comments. lol.

drcool41 0

Thursday 2 September 2010 2:13

that's why god created a cell phone, it was good. btw how does this have so little comments?! even the newer fml have more than this!

tieranosaurus 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 18:49

B.T. is the incarnation of Hell on this planet!

gstar_fml 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 19:57

should go with Sky.

Claguz 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 2:37

1 star for being queer!

mattG3 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 2:57

I bet he doesn't even know what queer is...HAHA!

Michbella1 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 4:15

The actual definition for the word queer is 1. not usual: not usual or expected 2. eccentric: eccentric or unconventional 3. suspicious: arousing suspicion 4. nauseated: slightly unwell, especially nauseated or faint It doesn't mean what you think it does.