Love, Covid and Coronavirus: Covid-19 vs. Sex life

Covid-19 vs. Sex life

By CoronaDating - 23/03/2020 23:10

Today, I've been single for a couple of months. The last time I was single, Tinder and dating apps didn't exist. After figuring out how to be successful with those and setting up several dates, I've already had 3 date cancellations for this week because of the coronavirus. It's going to be a long couple of months. FML

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Shabnam Moghal 14

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Tuesday 24 March 2020 0:06

Stay at home for the safety of yourself and others! Thank you.

Sady_Ct 37

Tuesday 24 March 2020 23:49

Do FaceTime dates... I did this with my husband while we were long distance, and it was a lot of fun!

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Shabnam Moghal 14

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Tuesday 24 March 2020 0:06

Stay at home for the safety of yourself and others! Thank you.

RichardPencil 30

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Tuesday 24 March 2020 3:50

Just as I was starting to have sex, AIDS showed up. Don't look to me for sympathy, coronavirus is a temporary and minor cock-block compared to AIDS.

ojoRojo 27

Tuesday 24 March 2020 8:20

Hmmm what’s worse, getting super sick or not having sex for a while? I don’t think you deserve it, but it’s for the greater good to not be dating right now. Hope you stay healthy!

ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

Tuesday 24 March 2020 14:47

Get them to go to your house that way you can be in quarantine together

Sady_Ct 37

Tuesday 24 March 2020 23:49

Do FaceTime dates... I did this with my husband while we were long distance, and it was a lot of fun!

newwitch2010 11

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Wednesday 25 March 2020 23:58

Wow, selfish much?

clair_brodie 34

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Saturday 28 March 2020 21:41

What part of stay home do people not get? Ydi. Stay the fuck home.

WistayShlaio82 13

Monday 30 March 2020 2:07

Try dating a first responder, we are less scared of the virus because we are trained to handle it.

kateannobrien 23

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Thursday 8 October 2020 14:18

If you knew anything about it you wouldn’t be less scared. Unless you’ve been listening to a certain potus...try asking the 200,000 dead Americans to not be afraid of it.

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Today, I have erectile dysfunction but have also recently gotten a girlfriend. She is very understanding but I decided to try viagra to get things going. I had the rare reaction of a boner lasting hours that put me in hospital. I can’t win, it’s either no boner at all or a boner that tries to kill itself. FML

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Today, I found out that my older sister is sleeping with my adopted son. They both say it’s fine because he’s 22 and they’re not blood related, but I just can’t get over that she’s sleeping with my son, and is old enough to be his grandmother. FML

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