has no one noticed #30?!?!?!?!! dude his ******* girl commented this bitch, hahahaha.

LMFAOOO! Your girlfriend is hilarious.

What if she did it because she didn't really want to give a bj? It's possible you know.

Eh, on the bright side, at least you know no one else's been in there before you. Teach that girl.

LOL #5

I didn't know what a ******** was till I was 16. One of my guy friends explained what it was. A few months later I did it for the first time but I still wasn't sure if I had to blow on it LOL now I've got a lot more experience. But I think it's cute that she doesn't know. I think she shouldve asked. Try talking to her and don't get too upset just cause she can't give you head.

after going through at least one month of high school the word ******** comes up and its a common term

Wow. And LOL to the guy that said "at least it's not a bite job." To the people who's the grammar cops, I only read this from a sidekick, and it's easy to make typos. There's a difference between typos and being illiterate with your dictions. Stop acting like you're einstein for being able to correct words. Congratulations? To OP: lololol. You're not whining. You're just on fmylife and just made a story that made my morning. :] your girl's awesome.

#72, you know that's not really his girl right? You know that on basically EVERY FML, someone thinks it's hilarious to try and reword the op into something mildly amusing that nobody ever laughs at because it's never funny and always fake? Yeah, you're way to gullible...

I learned what giving head meant on cokemusic when I was 11 XD