In your girl's defense she sounds innocent and it is called a *******. If you weren't learned in the sexual arts I could see how that may be confusing. Should have asked her to suck you off since that's what actually happens. Plus be thankful that she's innocent. You can help mold her into a dirty girl.

I think you're ridiculous for thinking this is an FML. So you girlfriend isnt a ****? Stop being so selfish as to think that every girl is born knowing how to give a BJ. If you actually loved your girl, you teach her instead of whining about it on the internet. Go get yourself a blow up doll you ass.

That's actually kind of cute on some level haha : ] My best wishes with the explanation and subsequently the lesson you're going to have to give her D:

How old are you guys? Anyways, awww.

i didnt know what it was until like 8th grade

@26: zing! Number 5 is win.

Hahaha. Teach her how it's done then :P

Hmm, well I don't get why you're whining about it so much or why you're so shocked she didnt know what a ******* was. chicks dont have testosterone and dont constantly think about sex 24/7 and have their whole world revolve around getting laid. jeez you should be happy you even had someone willing to do it, especially considering that you're probably like 13. Shut up and get over it. hahah and amen to #83

how...um, old are you?

I agree with #7 cut her some slack, she's never done it before