By ojskyguy - 11/10/2014 23:04 - United States - Pearl

Today, I knocked over and broke one of two very expensive wine bottles. As I was using the mop to clean it up, the handle knocked over and broke the other. FML
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JJ_V3N0M 19

This when I would just say "screw this", and go to bed with a bag of Cheetos by my side.

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wanted_2_want 40

It seems like you got drunk by only looking at the bottles.

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JJ_V3N0M 19

This when I would just say "screw this", and go to bed with a bag of Cheetos by my side.

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lex1459 38

Oh see I would probably have to move.

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wanted_2_want 40

It seems like you got drunk by only looking at the bottles.

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MRP360 14

That's when you use a mop drainer to recover your wine. Or at least until you realize your drinking mop water.

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Emmiii_fml 18

#14 No. He's not saying "you are wine" or "you are mop water"..

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stonedfly3 15

@19. You're correct. But he is saying "you are drinking"

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EvilTurtle 35

You don't clean because you're afraid that you'll break expensive wine bottles?

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wyverntail 15

That's not why you don't clean and you know it.

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sweetest_jenn 18

This is the part where you say "**** it", break the mop, and go crawl back into bed.

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missyfiona89 28

Really? "run and hide" is your solution when met with the first signs of failure? You're probably not a very productive person, aren't ya?

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JMichael 25

13- don't you ever have those days where nothing is going right and you just want to say screw it and go back to bed? If you say no you're lying.

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missyfiona89 28

No. I don't believe in running away. I'd rather face my problems right there and then.

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squideth 18

You do realize #5 was just having fun, right? Not starting some pathetic debate on who can face problems better? Or do you not understand fun?

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Garrett2818 21

You should have made like a zamboni and slurped it up lol, we don't waste round here

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dustin007 15

Sounds like some tipsy bottles to me ;)

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evilamoebaattack 20

I'm sorry, but wasn't this rather clumsy on your part, especially if you knew that expensive bottles of wine were involved?

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Tooorrriii3 22

I am begging you to please thumbs down this comment.

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