Today, I knocked over and broke one of two very expensive wine bottles. As I was using the mop to clean it up, the handle knocked over and broke the other. FML
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ojskyguy
- United States - Pearl
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JJ_V3N0M
| 19
This when I would just say "screw this", and go to bed with a bag of Cheetos by my side.
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wanted_2_want
| 40
It seems like you got drunk by only looking at the bottles.
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JJ_V3N0M
| 19
This when I would just say "screw this", and go to bed with a bag of Cheetos by my side.
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lex1459
| 38
Oh see I would probably have to move.
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wanted_2_want
| 40
It seems like you got drunk by only looking at the bottles.
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MRP360
| 14
That's when you use a mop drainer to recover your wine. Or at least until you realize your drinking mop water.
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missyfiona89
| 28
*you're
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Emmiii_fml
| 18
#14 No. He's not saying "you are wine" or "you are mop water"..
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stonedfly3
| 15
@19. You're correct. But he is saying "you are drinking"
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JMichael
| 25
But nice try 19!
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enginsteve
| 17
That's why I don't clean..
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EvilTurtle
| 35
You don't clean because you're afraid that you'll break expensive wine bottles?
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wyverntail
| 15
That's not why you don't clean and you know it.
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enginsteve
| 17
Maybe not, but whatever works!!
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sweetest_jenn
| 18
This is the part where you say "fuck it", break the mop, and go crawl back into bed.
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missyfiona89
| 28
Really? "run and hide" is your solution when met with the first signs of failure? You're probably not a very productive person, aren't ya?
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MedTech7989
| 6
You just said they were productive.
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JMichael
| 25
13- don't you ever have those days where nothing is going right and you just want to say screw it and go back to bed? If you say no you're lying.
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missyfiona89
| 28
No. I don't believe in running away. I'd rather face my problems right there and then.
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squideth
| 18
You do realize #5 was just having fun, right? Not starting some pathetic debate on who can face problems better? Or do you not understand fun?
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missyfiona89
| 28
What's fun?
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Garrett2818
| 21
You should have made like a zamboni and slurped it up lol, we don't waste round here
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dustin007
| 15
Sounds like some tipsy bottles to me ;)
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Earths_Venus
| 25
Taxi!
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evilamoebaattack
| 20
I'm sorry, but wasn't this rather clumsy on your part, especially if you knew that expensive bottles of wine were involved?
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Tooorrriii3
| 22
I am begging you to please thumbs down this comment.