FML : Today, I knocked over and broke one of two very expensive wine bottles. As I was using the mop to clean it up, the handle knocked over and broke the other....

Today, I knocked over and broke one of two very expensive wine bottles. As I was using the mop to clean it up, the handle knocked over and broke the other. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ojskyguy / Saturday 11 October 2014 23:04 / United States - Pearl

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By JJ_V3N0M | 19

#6087454 - Sunday 12 October 2014 9:20

This when I would just say "screw this", and go to bed with a bag of Cheetos by my side.

By wanted_2_want | 40

#6087457 - Sunday 12 October 2014 9:23

It seems like you got drunk by only looking at the bottles.

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By JJ_V3N0M | 19

#6087454 - Sunday 12 October 2014 9:20

This when I would just say "screw this", and go to bed with a bag of Cheetos by my side.

lex1459 | 38

#6087481 - Sunday 12 October 2014 9:43

Oh see I would probably have to move.

By wanted_2_want | 40

#6087457 - Sunday 12 October 2014 9:23

It seems like you got drunk by only looking at the bottles.

By MRP360 | 14

#6087458 - Sunday 12 October 2014 9:23

That's when you use a mop drainer to recover your wine. Or at least until you realize your drinking mop water.

missyfiona89 | 28

#6087491 - Sunday 12 October 2014 10:02

*you're

Emmiii_fml | 18

#6087509 - Sunday 12 October 2014 10:56

#14 No. He's not saying "you are wine" or "you are mop water"..

stonedfly3 | 15

#6087520 - Sunday 12 October 2014 11:37

@19. You're correct. But he is saying "you are drinking"

JMichael | 25

#6087524 - Sunday 12 October 2014 11:42

But nice try 19!

By enginsteve | 16

#6087461 - Sunday 12 October 2014 9:24

That's why I don't clean..

EvilTurtle | 35

#6087492 - Sunday 12 October 2014 10:03

You don't clean because you're afraid that you'll break expensive wine bottles?

wyverntail | 15

#6087804 - Sunday 12 October 2014 19:39

That's not why you don't clean and you know it.

enginsteve | 16

#6088384 - Monday 13 October 2014 10:15

Maybe not, but whatever works!!

By sweetest_jenn | 18

#6087464 - Sunday 12 October 2014 9:25

This is the part where you say "fuck it", break the mop, and go crawl back into bed.

missyfiona89 | 28

#6087490 - Sunday 12 October 2014 10:01

Really? "run and hide" is your solution when met with the first signs of failure? You're probably not a very productive person, aren't ya?

MedTech7989 | 6

#6087502 - Sunday 12 October 2014 10:31

You just said they were productive.

JMichael | 25

#6087526 - Sunday 12 October 2014 11:44

13- don't you ever have those days where nothing is going right and you just want to say screw it and go back to bed? If you say no you're lying.

missyfiona89 | 28

#6087723 - Sunday 12 October 2014 17:38

No. I don't believe in running away. I'd rather face my problems right there and then.

squideth | 18

#6088345 - Monday 13 October 2014 9:19

You do realize #5 was just having fun, right? Not starting some pathetic debate on who can face problems better? Or do you not understand fun?

missyfiona89 | 28

#6088546 - Monday 13 October 2014 16:19

What's fun?

By Garrett2818 | 21

#6087471 - Sunday 12 October 2014 9:32

You should have made like a zamboni and slurped it up lol, we don't waste round here

By dustin007 | 15

#6087472 - Sunday 12 October 2014 9:33

Sounds like some tipsy bottles to me ;)

By Earths_Venus | 25

#6087476 - Sunday 12 October 2014 9:40

Taxi!

By evilamoebaattack | 20

#6087478 - Sunday 12 October 2014 9:41

I'm sorry, but wasn't this rather clumsy on your part, especially if you knew that expensive bottles of wine were involved?

By Tooorrriii3 | 22

#6087483 - Sunday 12 October 2014 9:49

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