By masterdisaster - 11/04/2009 04:07 - United States

Today, one of our regular customers came in and was telling me he bought an assault rifle. I told him not to go off his meds and shoot up the store, as a joke. Later, my manager told me that the guy is on antidepressants and was discharged from the military for being "mentally unfit." FML
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tWitt3rBuG 0
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How does someone who's mentally unfit get a licence to an assault rifle. I'd change jobs! He'll be baaack

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Mnemic 5
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Uh oh... he will now come back for sure! :-o Run! Btw, how did the customer react on your joke?

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dz_zb 0

ahah, never assume that anyone is sane. FIRST.

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Mnemic 5
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Uh oh... he will now come back for sure! :-o Run! Btw, how did the customer react on your joke?

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tWitt3rBuG 0
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How does someone who's mentally unfit get a licence to an assault rifle. I'd change jobs! He'll be baaack

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reyemrein 0
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I'll tell you how: he lives in South Carolina. 'nuff said.

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OwenMcAwesome 0
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Exactly, cuz eceryone there mentally unfit.

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ironwords 8
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no he lives in america. you practically have shotgun vending machines

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theset3 0
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r u kidding me! really. afyer 911 u cant do anything. go ahead say the steriotypes but at least we dont give up in wars. btw today we just found and killed osama bin ladden!

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jwg1993 0

I live in South Carolina. One of my best friends got a full ride to Stanford. So how 'bout you not make generalizations?

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sovietkiwi 0
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75 you said "bout"... Redneck

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sovietkiwi 0
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75 you said "bout"... Redneck

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capslockisgood 19
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I think 65 meant that many people are allowed to carry guns in South Carolina..

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xyris_fml 28
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'Murica, that's how. NRA wants everyone to have guns. For 'safety'.

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H4H 15
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Yeah, I think it's just a bluff

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Art_Vandeley 0
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He`ll be back.

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1Tsk 0
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I'd get a kevlar if I were you

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underaegis 0
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I'd get life insurance if I were you I never really understood why people would want money if they died when your dead nothing matters, unless your a damn creationist

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Mr_Guy_Dude 17

Life insurance money is to help your family out with your expenses ex. Coffin, cremation, tombstone

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mobius8 0
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Wow, I guess you're going to be first when he does now too. FYL indeed.

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Mattyknows 0
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Am I the only person who read this and thought: "Ha, OP's gonna die." ? Good luck OP. Also; I agree with #1. That's a fairly cool statement actually. Mind if I use that? I reckon it's a FML cause you were just being social/friendly. Unlucky on who you chose to be social towards though ^_^

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H4H 15
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No, I didn't find it humorous that OP is going to die

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luxor21221 0
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Agreed with #6, you'll be first. Oops :(.

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LuckyCharms_fml 0

Haha nope #7 I did too Invest in running shoes...

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