FML : Today, one of our regular customers came in and was telling me he bought an assault rifle. I told him not to go off his meds and shoot up the store, as...

Today, one of our regular customers came in and was telling me he bought an assault rifle. I told him not to go off his meds and shoot up the store, as a joke. Later, my manager told me that the guy is on antidepressants and was discharged from the military for being "mentally unfit." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By masterdisaster - / Saturday 11 April 2009 04:07 / United States

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By tWitt3rBuG | 0

#101877 - Saturday 11 April 2009 12:17

How does someone who's mentally unfit get a licence to an assault rifle. I'd change jobs! He'll be baaack

By Mnemic | 4

#101874 - Saturday 11 April 2009 12:14

Uh oh... he will now come back for sure! :-o Run! Btw, how did the customer react on your joke?

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By dz_zb | 0

#101871 - Saturday 11 April 2009 12:10

ahah, never assume that anyone is sane. FIRST.

By Mnemic | 4

#101874 - Saturday 11 April 2009 12:14

Uh oh... he will now come back for sure! :-o Run! Btw, how did the customer react on your joke?

By tWitt3rBuG | 0

#101877 - Saturday 11 April 2009 12:17

How does someone who's mentally unfit get a licence to an assault rifle. I'd change jobs! He'll be baaack

reyemrein | 0

#877655 - Sunday 21 February 2010 04:41

I'll tell you how: he lives in South Carolina. 'nuff said.

OwenMcAwesome | 0

#1638890 - Tuesday 2 November 2010 07:03

Exactly, cuz eceryone there mentally unfit.

ironwords | 8

#2231756 - Thursday 24 March 2011 12:08

no he lives in america. you practically have shotgun vending machines

theset3 | 0

#2445969 - Monday 2 May 2011 05:23

r u kidding me! really. afyer 911 u cant do anything. go ahead say the steriotypes but at least we dont give up in wars. btw today we just found and killed osama bin ladden!

jwg1993 | 0

#2540261 - Friday 20 May 2011 10:35

I live in South Carolina. One of my best friends got a full ride to Stanford. So how 'bout you not make generalizations?

sovietkiwi | 0

#3107471 - Sunday 14 August 2011 03:30

75 you said "bout"... Redneck

sovietkiwi | 0

#3107473 - Sunday 14 August 2011 03:30

75 you said "bout"... Redneck

capslockisgood | 19

#4893651 - Tuesday 4 September 2012 04:36

I think 65 meant that many people are allowed to carry guns in South Carolina..

xyris_fml | 28

#6383095 - Monday 17 August 2015 02:10

'Murica, that's how. NRA wants everyone to have guns. For 'safety'.

H4H | 15

#6641255 - Friday 1 July 2016 10:46

Yeah, I think it's just a bluff

By Art_Vandeley | 0

#101888 - Saturday 11 April 2009 12:30

He`ll be back.

By 1Tsk | 0

#101907 - Saturday 11 April 2009 01:01

I'd get a kevlar if I were you

underaegis | 0

#1288564 - Monday 23 August 2010 08:24

I'd get life insurance if I were you I never really understood why people would want money if they died when your dead nothing matters, unless your a damn creationist

Mr_Guy_Dude | 17

#6216882 - Saturday 28 February 2015 05:06

Life insurance money is to help your family out with your expenses ex. Coffin, cremation, tombstone

By mobius8 | 0

#101941 - Saturday 11 April 2009 01:42

Wow, I guess you're going to be first when he does now too. FYL indeed.

By Mattyknows | 0

#101947 - Saturday 11 April 2009 01:49

Am I the only person who read this and thought: "Ha, OP's gonna die." ? Good luck OP. Also; I agree with #1. That's a fairly cool statement actually. Mind if I use that? I reckon it's a FML cause you were just being social/friendly. Unlucky on who you chose to be social towards though ^_^