ahah, never assume that anyone is sane.
FIRST.

Uh oh... he will now come back for sure! :-o Run!

Btw, how did the customer react on your joke?

How does someone who's mentally unfit get a licence to an assault rifle. I'd change jobs! He'll be baaack

I'll tell you how: he lives in South Carolina. 'nuff said.

Exactly, cuz eceryone there mentally unfit.

no he lives in america. you practically have shotgun vending machines

r u kidding me! really. afyer 911 u cant do anything. go ahead say the steriotypes but at least we dont give up in wars. btw today we just found and killed osama bin ladden!

I live in South Carolina. One of my best friends got a full ride to Stanford. So how 'bout you not make generalizations?

75 you said "bout"... Redneck

75 you said "bout"... Redneck

I think 65 meant that many people are allowed to carry guns in South Carolina..

'Murica, that's how. NRA wants everyone to have guns. For 'safety'.

Yeah, I think it's just a bluff

He`ll be back.

I'd get a kevlar if I were you

I'd get life insurance if I were you

I never really understood why people would want money if they died when your dead nothing matters, unless your a damn creationist

Life insurance money is to help your family out with your expenses ex. Coffin, cremation, tombstone

Wow, I guess you're going to be first when he does now too. FYL indeed.

Am I the only person who read this and thought:

"Ha, OP's gonna die." ?

Good luck OP.

Also; I agree with #1. That's a fairly cool statement actually. Mind if I use that?

I reckon it's a FML cause you were just being social/friendly. Unlucky on who you chose to be social towards though ^_^

No, I didn't find it humorous that OP is going to die

Be careful.

Agreed with #6, you'll be first. Oops :(.

Haha nope #7 I did too
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