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Uh oh... he will now come back for sure! :-o Run! Btw, how did the customer react on your joke?
How does someone who's mentally unfit get a licence to an assault rifle. I'd change jobs! He'll be baaack
I'll tell you how: he lives in South Carolina. 'nuff said.
Exactly, cuz eceryone there mentally unfit.
no he lives in america. you practically have shotgun vending machines
r u kidding me! really. afyer 911 u cant do anything. go ahead say the steriotypes but at least we dont give up in wars. btw today we just found and killed osama bin ladden!
75 you said "bout"... Redneck
75 you said "bout"... Redneck
I think 65 meant that many people are allowed to carry guns in South Carolina..
'Murica, that's how. NRA wants everyone to have guns. For 'safety'.
Yeah, I think it's just a bluff
He`ll be back.
I'd get a kevlar if I were you
I'd get life insurance if I were you I never really understood why people would want money if they died when your dead nothing matters, unless your a damn creationist
Wow, I guess you're going to be first when he does now too. FYL indeed.
Am I the only person who read this and thought: "Ha, OP's gonna die." ? Good luck OP. Also; I agree with #1. That's a fairly cool statement actually. Mind if I use that? I reckon it's a FML cause you were just being social/friendly. Unlucky on who you chose to be social towards though ^_^
No, I didn't find it humorous that OP is going to die
Be careful.
Agreed with #6, you'll be first. Oops :(.
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How does someone who's mentally unfit get a licence to an assault rifle. I'd change jobs! He'll be baaack
Uh oh... he will now come back for sure! :-o Run! Btw, how did the customer react on your joke?