lord_meloetta

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I am here for laughs. And I forgot how to post fmls.FML

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Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 12 July 2009 01:26 / United States

Today, to avoid walking on a thumbtack that had fallen on the floor, my little sister took a red sharpie to the carpet and drew a circle around it, "so that way, everyone will see it." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By punaise ... / Friday 5 December 2014 02:12 / France - Marchaux

Today, I thought I was doing a nice thing when I spent hundreds of dollars to get my friend a plane ticket home. She yelled at me when I gave it to her. Turns out, she planned on spending a few more months freeloading off me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By yourewelcome - / Friday 5 December 2014 02:04 / United States - Gainesville

Today, my husband and I told my parents I was pregnant with my first child. The only thing my father did was look at my husband and tell him his pull out game was weak. FML

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