By plasticfantastic - 25/04/2009 12:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward with his tongue already out. His eyes were open. FML
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siklee 0

How would you know this if your eyes weren't open too?

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FBIWarning 0

That guys facial expression must of been priceless!

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natho_fml 0

I'm guessing the op was meant to say weren't open and the guy shot forward into her face.

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Allstarr23 1

Then your eyes must have been open as well or you wouldn't have known his were.

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FBIWarning 0

That guys facial expression must of been priceless!

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Four 0

LMAO I can totally see that. Did he make a sound like, "Boogawoogawooga" too?

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Bstaut 8

Haha for your number and name, it says "3 - Four" lol

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siklee 0

How would you know this if your eyes weren't open too?

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nicadeo 0

haha that is so weird

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QiScorpion 0

sounds like a bit of a dick and a guy to avoid.

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xtfauthorx 0

at least he didn't pull his dick out?

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ejvlols 0

omg wow thats sooooo scary. suck it up ho, this isnt an fml

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xHaniffax 0

Who the hell moderates these? This is not an FML.

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