By plasticfantastic - 25/04/2009 12:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward with his tongue already out. His eyes were open. FML
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Same thing different taste

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siklee 0

How would you know this if your eyes weren't open too?

FBIWarning 0

That guys facial expression must of been priceless!

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I'm guessing the op was meant to say weren't open and the guy shot forward into her face.

Then your eyes must have been open as well or you wouldn't have known his were.

FBIWarning 0

That guys facial expression must of been priceless!

LMAO I can totally see that. Did he make a sound like, "Boogawoogawooga" too?

siklee 0

How would you know this if your eyes weren't open too?

nicadeo 0

sounds like a bit of a dick and a guy to avoid.

xtfauthorx 0

at least he didn't pull his dick out?

ejvlols 0

omg wow thats sooooo scary. suck it up ho, this isnt an fml

Who the hell moderates these? This is not an FML.