FML : Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward...

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Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward with his tongue already out. His eyes were open. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By plasticfantastic / Saturday 25 April 2009 12:18 / United Kingdom

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By siklee | 0

#142377 - Saturday 25 April 2009 08:06

How would you know this if your eyes weren't open too?

By FBIWarning | 0

#142362 - Saturday 25 April 2009 08:03

That guys facial expression must of been priceless!

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By Sum414141 | 0

#142360 - Saturday 25 April 2009 08:03

thats not a FML

natho_fml | 0

#977727 - Sunday 11 April 2010 01:10

I'm guessing the op was meant to say weren't open and the guy shot forward into her face.

Allstarr23 | 1

#1800975 - Monday 6 December 2010 06:20

Then your eyes must have been open as well or you wouldn't have known his were.

justinHerry | 0

#3273666 - Sunday 11 September 2011 08:28

Sydney92 | 3

#4063458 - Tuesday 21 February 2012 02:19

^trolling at it's worst

By FBIWarning | 0

#142362 - Saturday 25 April 2009 08:03

That guys facial expression must of been priceless!

By Four | 0

#142364 - Saturday 25 April 2009 08:03

LMAO I can totally see that. Did he make a sound like, "Boogawoogawooga" too?

Bstaut | 8

#1623673 - Saturday 30 October 2010 02:41

Haha for your number and name, it says "3 - Four" lol

DoctorKyda | 5

#3403541 - Saturday 8 October 2011 06:17

No shit, Sherlock.

blizzy09 | 10

#6476974 - Friday 4 December 2015 04:53

Someone's rude.

By JustBeatIt | 0

#142369 - Saturday 25 April 2009 08:05

Big deal, that's not a FML situation.

acassella | 3

#5397527 - Friday 8 March 2013 09:31

It's equivalent to stepping on a Lego

By siklee | 0

#142377 - Saturday 25 April 2009 08:06

How would you know this if your eyes weren't open too?

llcooljoey | 0

#920713 - Sunday 7 March 2010 06:10

good point

By nicadeo | 0

#142380 - Saturday 25 April 2009 08:06

haha that is so weird

By QiScorpion | 0

#142381 - Saturday 25 April 2009 08:06

sounds like a bit of a dick and a guy to avoid.

xtfauthorx | 0

#1019360 - Friday 4 June 2010 10:58

at least he didn't pull his dick out?

By ejvlols | 0

#142383 - Saturday 25 April 2009 08:07

omg wow thats sooooo scary. suck it up ho, this isnt an fml

By IloveFML1 | 0

#142386 - Saturday 25 April 2009 08:07

this sucks

By xHaniffax | 0

#142387 - Saturday 25 April 2009 08:08

Who the hell moderates these? This is not an FML.

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