By xswitch74 - 16/03/2015 14:36 - United Kingdom

Today, my ex called me up to suggest that we become friends, only so that she could introduce me to her new boyfriend. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 489
You deserved it 4 198

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Introduce her to your middle finger. She obviously wants your attention man.

Well, then be a gentleman and tell him about her favorite things to do during sex.

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Introduce her to your middle finger. She obviously wants your attention man.

Yeah that's a big fucking no!

She's trying to make you jealous

I said the same thing haha

That's one of the few acceptable times to 360 drop kick both of them and then say LATA BITCH while walking away victoriously.

What are the other acceptable times?

Shit, I wanna know too dude!

Wild Genius, I'm wondering the same thing.

When someone offers you food and they give you the empty packet or whatever. Just thinking about it...

Well, then be a gentleman and tell him about her favorite things to do during sex.

Or start a conversation about annoying things women do and go over all of her faults. End with "call you up after a break up saying that they want to be friends just so they can introduce their new boyfriend."

I think that this is the appropriate reply to a backstabbing bitch who want to start shit stomp the fire out pour gasoline and light you fire...burnt to crisp..so crispy it will flake off and never come back

There's something wrong with you, 62.

Why did you answer the phone?

At the same time introducer her to the new girlfriend

Bring your gf with you

In my opinion that would just turn it into a childish game. If I were OP, I wouldn't give 2 fucks and just move on with my life instead of wasting anymore time on my ex

Unless she's legitimately trying to be vengeful, maybe she really is trying to be friendly here. Depending on how long you have been exes, immediately jumping to the conclusion that she's being horrible isn't fair.

God Dammit. Ya know, sometimes I hate the voice of reason!

It depends on how recent though. If she wanted to, it can end really badly.

Then she should have done it before she had a new boyfriend or been tactful enough to leave him at home.