Tis true, tis true

Tries to think of something that does. *head explodes

14-Which head are we talking about?

16 - of a beer of course!

Win for the best friend

Anal does

Hes probubly just given i a tip

I would have aimed for every pot hole....

Damn don't you wish op specified of the genders of the new friend and of op's self? I have many different thoughts and comments for each gender scenario...

16- are u retarded? It's pretty easy to tell its penis head when 1 says "BJ" and the FML says "head" when everyone knows that means BJ

61: are you retarded? He was commenting someone else who said "head explodes" so he simply asked "which head?" Read more carefully before you start making an ass out of yourself.

Wanna give me one?

I'm pretty sure a good round of fucking beets a BJ.

79---Would have been better except it looks like your with your gf (could be a sister or cousin ig)

Sorry triple post by accident iPhone..

Would have been better except it looks like your with your gf (could be a sister or cousin ig)

Fucking Beets would be a new low in my life. I'd prefer a BJ (not a Beet Job)

83: notice how she said nothing beats a *good* BJ ? not just any BJ, some people suck at BJ's. oh, wait no pun intended..

Now I love a good hard fucking, but sometime I just crave a good hard cock in my mouth.

did you join?

Gotta love road head.

Like the movie The World According to Garp. Stupid kid... shouldn't have cheated with your teacher... you deserved it being bitten off.

That was to 46.

So how is this an FML?

...

100%

I hope this friend is a woman

Homophobic much?

Do you think this friend is an animal or something? It's obviously a woman..

Robophobic much?

oh i had hoped his new friend was a two headed monkey-walrus with rainbow colored stripes

@56 Why does the new friend have to be a woman?

Doesn't matter, got blown.

89, Because not everyone is comfortable watching two guys getting it on, and that is the only way this could really be considered an FML situation, unless there was a seat to be cleaned.

if his friend was a guy .. would make it more interesting FML

Only the left hand

..ona Biyule?

i see you win

I'm pretty sure he thinks his life is fairly decent. What with strangers giving him head.

The one truly effective way to stop a bj. Hitting a beagle

Gotta love autocorrect!

Aha, that comment made me laugh :) I can just imagine someone saying it in a serious tone while shrugging just for laughs.

As long as it don't turn out like miss march...

Prediction: CHOMP!

^^ I cringed when I read your comment

"The world according to Garp"

Would that matter either way?

Nope! It wouldn't! I enjoy performing this act of mine and I'm a male :D

What's that at the end? The frame of a car?

Political correctness on FML. "Not that there's anything wrong with that..."

I hope so too