Try growing a mustache or something

Username is Rapunzel so I think OP is female.

If this is a common occurrence I think its time OP gets a little more familiar with her staff

Who say's a woman can't grow a mustache? They are pretty handy after all.

Nothing says "I'm an adult!" Like a grown woman with a mustache

67 - Or a actually grown adult. Op could be a student coach

Or OP is role playing as a coach and doesn't know that he's a student.

Multiple personalities!!

Re-read the FML, please.

When you are in your thirties and look to youg to be a teacher = compliment When you are in your early twenties and look to youg to be a teacher = not so much

It's always a good thing to look young, because it will be a blessing when you're older!

I am 20 and often can order off the kids menu. I don't mind because my mom still gets carded, so I know that will be me!

I'm 20 too and I know exactly how it feels! @43

Same here! People love to comment how I look so young for my age. Tell me that in ten years, please.

sucks when you're dating someone who looks too young and you come off looking like a pedo.

It's not always a good thing to look young. Imagine what it will be like when she's ready to have kids. People are going to be extremely rude to her because they'll assume she's a teen mom.

Why should the other people's opinions matter? She'd know how old she is, her husband'd know how old she is. Why would anything else matter?

Emergency remedial biology classes are in order.

Why do some people say "grow some balls?" Balls are weak and sensitive. Grow a ******, those things can take a pounding.

Well that wasn't blatant plagiarism. You should be ashamed of yourself, 31.

Why do some people say "grow a ******"? Vaginas are weak and sensitive. Grow carbon steel, those things can take more poundings.

Really 35? Typing a well known quot e should make me feel ashamed? You better start shaming all the people who quote Family Guy on here then, because they're doing the same thing I did.

Hey. Don't knock Family Guy. That show is awesome.

Yeah. Don't knock Family Guy. How dare you speak ill of such a quality show. DOWN WITH THE NAYSAYER.

#7, They just wish you were on the squad ;)

She looks good enough to be a cheerleader

Well, thank you, gentlemen!

I don't think you understood the FML, you might want to re-read it.

OP is implying that the people yelling at her think she is a student, not the coach.

the reason they're yelling at the coach is because they think he's a student.....maybe I'm wrong but that seems like the logical thing.

I wish I coached quidditch

How the hell many 6'1" girls are at this school?

#60, if they're any good at volleyball, all of them!