By I weep for our future generation - 01/10/2017 04:30

Today, while home from college for the weekend, my sister started whining about how I keep using "big fancy college words" and making her feel bad. My sister is 27 and teaches elementary school. The word I used was "ludicrous." FML
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See, there you go again, using words like "elementary" and "weekend" and "school". Your sister is absolutely right. You really need to tone that shit down, professor.

My response would have been "it's ludicrous that you don't know what "ludicrous" means." If she can't figure it out from that I have no hope.

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to be fair you don't hear many five year olds walking around saying ludicrous

You might if they, or their family, listen to the rapper's music.

What an appropriate word.

My response would have been "it's ludicrous that you don't know what "ludicrous" means." If she can't figure it out from that I have no hope.

“Ludicrous” is a slightly large middle-school word — a big, fancy college word is “strepsirrhinis.”

Another college word is "beer."

Apparently, you didn’t go to my high school. We learned “beer” and how to use that in a sentence. “Beer!”

See, there you go again, using words like "elementary" and "weekend" and "school". Your sister is absolutely right. You really need to tone that shit down, professor.

And his name?? Come on! "future" and "generation" those are way too big!

I know, right? Who does this pretentious cockhead think he is?

"Class, today's word is ignoramus."

Stop being so pretentious Kyle!

That's why she can only teach elementary classes.

Now, I'm not going to say she's an idiot. She might just be unfit for her job though.

It is too bad her students will not get the education they deserve!