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to be fair you don't hear many five year olds walking around saying ludicrous
You might if they, or their family, listen to the rapper's music.
What an appropriate word.
“Ludicrous” is a slightly large middle-school word — a big, fancy college word is “strepsirrhinis.”
Apparently, you didn’t go to my high school. We learned “beer” and how to use that in a sentence. “Beer!”
See, there you go again, using words like "elementary" and "weekend" and "school". Your sister is absolutely right. You really need to tone that shit down, professor.
I know, right? Who does this pretentious cockhead think he is?
"Class, today's word is ignoramus."
Now, I'm not going to say she's an idiot. She might just be unfit for her job though.
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See, there you go again, using words like "elementary" and "weekend" and "school". Your sister is absolutely right. You really need to tone that shit down, professor.
My response would have been "it's ludicrous that you don't know what "ludicrous" means." If she can't figure it out from that I have no hope.