Intimacy: Today, I played Taboo with my boyfriend and my conservative family....

By Anonymous - 04/12/2011 05:44 - United States

Today, I played Taboo with my boyfriend and my conservative family. It was my boyfriend's turn and his word was "cherry". His only clue to me was, "I popped your..." He was the only one who found it funny. FML

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Damn, son

By Anonymous - 31/10/2012 20:24 - United States - Lufkin

Today, I was at a barbeque with my family, my boyfriend, and some mutual acquaintances. Someone jokingly called my boyfriend a pussy, to which he loudly replied, "I guess I am what I eat!" My mother was sitting across from us. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML

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aFreedom127 9

Sunday 4 December 2011 12:48

He could have popped your back zits.

smiley1014 23

Sunday 4 December 2011 12:47

Classy clue by your boyfriend.

Comments

smiley1014 23

Sunday 4 December 2011 12:47

Classy clue by your boyfriend.

IceeCreamm 7

Sunday 4 December 2011 12:56

His sense of humor, I'm guessing, was not of your likes?

xlord 27

Sunday 4 December 2011 13:41

"he was the only one who found it funny" What do you think gave it away???

kidtoronto 5

Sunday 4 December 2011 14:15

That is so incredibly awks

danny128 4

Sunday 4 December 2011 14:41

**** it bf

yoursucklives 36

Sunday 4 December 2011 15:27

i think it's a very good clue. cherry is the only word you could have guessed! i would have found it not only funny, but clever!

WaSiSimiLang 8

Sunday 4 December 2011 15:40

Taste like a berry Rhymes with hairy Losing it is painful Because delicious it's very. What am I?

WaSiSimiLang 8

Sunday 4 December 2011 15:42

Taste like a berry Rhymes with hairy Losing it is painful Because delicious, it's very What am I?

Keyman1212 14

Sunday 4 December 2011 16:48

The word was balloon!! Balloon dammit!!

claiiire_fml 17

Sunday 4 December 2011 20:29

19- When the dad threatened to kick the bf's ass

aFreedom127 9

Sunday 4 December 2011 12:48

He could have popped your back zits.

builditbetter09 3

Sunday 4 December 2011 14:47

Sick... Backne.

nonelikeworms 0

Sunday 4 December 2011 19:37

Your backne spells city bank in Braille

ayebitchfyl 0

Sunday 4 December 2011 19:40

That ***** gross

Naitsi 19

Sunday 4 December 2011 23:15

lol

ohSNAPyall 26

Monday 5 December 2011 0:19

Balloon! He popped my balloon, Dad. ..oh, you were looking at the card to make sure he didn't say a taboo word?

gnattine 11

Thursday 30 August 2012 10:52

Mine does.

BIGBOY4rmAHM 19

Sunday 4 December 2011 12:52

Umm. I'd be too scared to say that in front of the parental units.

zombicidal 11

Sunday 4 December 2011 17:33

CONEHEADS REFERENCE!! 15 points to you

lvlcapblue 0

Monday 5 December 2011 1:43

That game is high pressure! Sometimes it makes you say things to win...

RawNova13 1

Monday 5 December 2011 15:40

No balls.

alexm501 0

Sunday 4 December 2011 12:53

I would have died.

boofgall 16

Monday 5 December 2011 0:38

Your eyebrows are intense, it's awesome!

themacuser 0

Monday 27 February 2012 8:40

That's how I found my friends too

slim_lady 12

Sunday 4 December 2011 12:56

He isn't the only one who finds it funny. I laughed, makes it 2!

Meme1988 18

Sunday 4 December 2011 13:34

It makes you the only two..

ScaughtieHolden 11

Sunday 4 December 2011 13:36

Wow! Good for you, you can count!

slim_lady 12

Sunday 4 December 2011 14:16

how did it make it in your list of favourite fml's then? just wondering

morgan320 0

Sunday 4 December 2011 14:21

I actually laughed too. That makes it 5.

hitmanoo 16

Sunday 4 December 2011 14:23

It IS funny!

Lanceeden 12

Sunday 4 December 2011 15:27

Hehehahaha it's funny because he's fat.

yoursucklives 36

Sunday 4 December 2011 15:30

her and her family must be very conservativ and lacking in humor to get offended by such a clue. i think it's funny.

dethbunny 0

Sunday 4 December 2011 18:17

It never says the age and I'm guessing you wouldn't run around yelling that to your parents. (I still think the FML is funny)

asmit4 0

Sunday 4 December 2011 20:22

Loll it's hilarious

Enslaved 36

Sunday 4 December 2011 12:56

Did you get the word right? No need to lose points, right? I love "Taboo"! It a super fun game.(:

emvictoria 9

Monday 5 December 2011 11:41

One of the best games ever!! :)

Lct1196 31

Wednesday 25 June 2014 13:48

Maybe this is the reason why it's called "Taboo" in the first place

Isoldael 27

Sunday 4 December 2011 13:01

Wow. I really like my bf's parents, but I never think I'd be able to say anything like that around them. Then again... I wouldn't say that around anyone...