By Sam - 03/12/2011 10:03 - United States

Today, my friend and his girlfriend got in a fight while drunk and he started walking home. While driving around looking for him, I accidentally hit him with my car. FML
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KailyKii 11

Kinda sounds like it's from a movie.

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KailyKii 11

Kinda sounds like it's from a movie.

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MrKlutch 1

Get your liscence revoked. People like you make little children scared when they cross the street.

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soccerguy2 11

If op's friend was wearing bright clothing like you are supposed to at night or reflectors then this would not have happened. I assume it is at night because how do you hit somebody during the day.

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TheRealBruce 12

Tell him he is dreaming he won't remember in the morning or tell him he fell down the stairs

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jrsylilballer6 7

Ron and sammi are at it again? Your a good friend jwow, don't worry

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ieatcats 0

women drivers tisk tisk tisk

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ThatOneCanadian 0

hopefully he was so drunk he wont remember it, and you can tell him he got into a huge bar fight

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zoPwNAgEzo 21

So the first thing you do is post on FML?

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KiddNYC1O 20

That doesn't apply anymore. You must be new.

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Jiplo 18

that is if OP didnt go to jail or anything like that

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DorkVader 6

i was gonna say tell him his girlfriend hit him

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thisisafunnyname 12

Today, I figured out my girlfriend has been cheating on me with my best friend, so I broke up with her. As I was walking home, my "best friend" hit me with his hummer. FML

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graham11 14

45- wrong website for you to be on. Go back to Craig's list

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markrs 0

21- should have said Dodge

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blunttobluntest 12

Hope he doesn't remember anything once he wakes up!

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sr101998 0

20 points if the OP hit him at a higher speed.

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rallets 22

30 points if he jumps out of the car while moving

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