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Get your liscence revoked. People like you make little children scared when they cross the street.
If op's friend was wearing bright clothing like you are supposed to at night or reflectors then this would not have happened. I assume it is at night because how do you hit somebody during the day.
On accident? (hopefully)
ROADKILL!!
72- sexist bitches
hopefully he was so drunk he wont remember it, and you can tell him he got into a huge bar fight
So the first thing you do is post on FML?
that is if OP didnt go to jail or anything like that
42, how do you know
i was gonna say tell him his girlfriend hit him
I'd say this is more of a FHL. Poor guy.
Today, I figured out my girlfriend has been cheating on me with my best friend, so I broke up with her. As I was walking home, my "best friend" hit me with his hummer. FML
Wrong place to put your FML..
45, go play on the highway.
He was drunk...
45- wrong website for you to be on. Go back to Craig's list
Shoulda drove faster
This comment actually made me laugh so :p to the neg rates
Yeah. They shoulda did that.
.."found him!"
There is a movie like that!
You want a cookie or something?
10 points! You win!
20 points if the OP hit him at a higher speed.
He didn't feel it, he was drunk.
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.."found him!"
Kinda sounds like it's from a movie.