By Sam - 03/12/2011 10:03 - United States

Today, my friend and his girlfriend got in a fight while drunk and he started walking home. While driving around looking for him, I accidentally hit him with my car. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 997
You deserved it 9 600

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KailyKii 11

Kinda sounds like it's from a movie.

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KailyKii 11

Kinda sounds like it's from a movie.

Get your liscence revoked. People like you make little children scared when they cross the street.

If op's friend was wearing bright clothing like you are supposed to at night or reflectors then this would not have happened. I assume it is at night because how do you hit somebody during the day.

On accident? (hopefully)

rallets 22

least you found him

TheRealBruce 12

Tell him he is dreaming he won't remember in the morning or tell him he fell down the stairs

Trix_Disorder 20

A bad movie.

ROADKILL!!

jrsylilballer6 7

Ron and sammi are at it again? Your a good friend jwow, don't worry

ieatcats 0

women drivers tisk tisk tisk

72- sexist bitches

hopefully he was so drunk he wont remember it, and you can tell him he got into a huge bar fight

So the first thing you do is post on FML?

KiddNYC1O 20

That doesn't apply anymore. You must be new.

that is if OP didnt go to jail or anything like that

42, how do you know

i was gonna say tell him his girlfriend hit him

I'd say this is more of a FHL. Poor guy.

Today, I figured out my girlfriend has been cheating on me with my best friend, so I broke up with her. As I was walking home, my "best friend" hit me with his hummer. FML

Wrong place to put your FML..

45, go play on the highway.

He was drunk...

45- wrong website for you to be on. Go back to Craig's list

markrs 0

21- should have said Dodge

blunttobluntest 12

Hope he doesn't remember anything once he wakes up!

Shoulda drove faster

This comment actually made me laugh so :p to the neg rates

Yeah. They shoulda did that.

That made this FML 100 times better!

It takes skill to misspell "oops".

Lol! Even "oops/ops" has her own grammar nazi! How thoughtul of you

There is a movie like that!

You want a cookie or something?

10 points! You win!

20 points if the OP hit him at a higher speed.

rallets 22

30 points if he jumps out of the car while moving

He didn't feel it, he was drunk.