I heard that

By Anonymous - 25/04/2011 09:20 - Ireland

Today, I organised a romantic day trip for me and my boyfriend to some tropical gardens. I packed lunch and paid for the tickets. He decided to bring a friend, who doesn't speak English. The only thing that he said that I understood was that, "Your girlfriend eats a lot." FML
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DocBastard 38
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And you allowed the friend to come with you? You should have told your boyfriend to tell his little butt buddy to fuck off.

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sourgirl101 28

At first I thought it said Cock- Ireland. Third wheels suck! Maybe plan better so your boyfriend knows it's a date for two and only two.

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dirtyblond 4

Stereotypical people(,:

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sourgirl101 28

At first I thought it said Cock- Ireland. Third wheels suck! Maybe plan better so your boyfriend knows it's a date for two and only two.

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sourgirl101 28

Oh and also....Do you hear those words a lot in different languages that you're able to translate them? If so..... wake up call!

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doc_j 0

someones got cock on the brain dont worry i had to re read it also

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sourgirl101 28

Does that mean you sometimes think with your cock?(:

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MissBunny25 0
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funny, I read organized as orgasmed..

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Alicia17C 2

haha me too.

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margie2194 12
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MissBunny you look like Ke$ha 

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RedPillSucks 31

Cock on the brain and orgasm on the brain need to get together.

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ydi_4_suking 20
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where does something almost look like cock-ireland? i guess someone does have cock on their mind. no she doesnt look like ke$ha.

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chloe2114 4

omg, she actually does look like ke$ha!! xoxo :)

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tesuan 0
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You guys make me seem innocent. Gutter minds much? :O

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boredbah 0

I thought I was the only one who read that...

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BugsBunny1 4

Hey Redpill, orgasm on the brain is MINE.

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MrFlintstone 5

46- kinky

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fml_psl 0

Thats bad

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Idonebeenhad 17

Shouldn't the bf have been the one to organize something like that?

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Leoboy635 0
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I'm just curious as to what your eating,food or....his......I think you know where I'm going.

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ImaWiseGuy 5

haha...yea, your going no where with your moronic assumptions....

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WannaBeActor1018 11
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no, I really don't know where your going.

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tesuan 0
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I don't know where you're going, but you killed the English language on the way.

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FranzFerdinand 18
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AHAHAHAHA no.

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ucofresh 4

That's just ignorant on your bf's part. Next time he decides to do something nice and romantic for you, bring a "friend" with tourette's!!

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The_Voytek_Bear 14
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If you ate more than half a cow than YDI ]:->

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mk58 31
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What an asshole. you should have thrown food at him. And then ran off.

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sthrr 6
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preferably a hamburger!

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Livinia 11
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Your boyfriend is a douche.

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thatkid1 0

organized*

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thatkid1 0

organized*

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DocBastard 38
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Ooh ooh! I was SO hoping someone would say this so I could practice my KaySL impersonation. *ahem* Listen you fucking nutwagon, of the roughly 1.8 billion English speakers in the world, only about 1/6 of them spell it your way. The people that INVENTED the fucking language (that would be the English) decided to spell it "organise". Who the fuck do you think you are to correct them?

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ohmygaaawsh29 0
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couldn't have said it better myself.

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fadingaway 17
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@11, no, dumbass, it's organised. OP is not American. I'm not sure if people from other places spell it the American way, but I'm from South Africa (we use British English), and I was taught in primary school that we spell things like organise and realise with an s, whereas Americans use a z. I'm pretty sure there are more places that use ''organise'' rather than ''organize''. You are uneducated and outnumbered.

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marinus_fml 19
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Pretty good English for a South African. I've been living in Australia for 12 years and I can barely structure a sentence as good as that. Unless of course you are of the English speaking Afrikaaners?

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Garayy 0
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I love you Doc. I want to pee all over you.

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fadingaway 17
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Nope marinus, English is my first language, I'm not an Afrikaner.

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eddieyes 0
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you must have learning disability

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BooGhosted 0

love how everyone ignores the peeing comment haha was so random!

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regsworld11 2
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If it's supposed to be a romantic getaway, why in the world would your boyfriend bring a third wheel?!

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22cute 17

I think her BF is gay.

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IDKOMGWTFTWROFLM 0
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WTH would he be gay!?

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sourgirl101 28

I'm guessing because he bought another "guy" on his date to a tropical garden. Sounds weird to me.

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Casuality 6

What language was he speaking? Maybe that's not what he meant, because some phrases have more than one meaning. And even if that's what he meant maybe the people in his country don't eat much. Let it go, it's not THAT bad.

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