By Anonymous - United States
Today, while on a vacation, I tried to step out of myself and flirt with this boy who I thought was cute. He was going along with it and nodding so I thought it was working. Then he opened his mouth and I realized he didn't speak English. FML
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By  Jimboom  |  11

Instead of flapping your tongue in your own mouth your should have been flapping it in HIS mouth. He would have gotten what you were getting at a lot faster then.

  LadyGore  |  12

You can't assume that because you don't know her vacation location. I go to Mexico a lot on vacation and I flirt with a lot of Spanish guys who you'd never guess what language they are fluent in. It's hit or miss.

By  ChaplinSnakker  |  0

How long were you talking? i mean did you just go over then with a stream of babbling because surely you'd start with something along the lines of "hey" allowing you to immediately realise the language barrier rather then making a dick of yourself? YDI

  rawrsaur19  |  0

except almost everyone can say "hello" and the like.
Even if you don't speak a language, if theres a lot of it in your area (like tourists) then you'll pick up a few simple phrases.