By Anonymous - 25/11/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, while on a vacation, I tried to step out of myself and flirt with this boy who I thought was cute. He was going along with it and nodding so I thought it was working. Then he opened his mouth and I realized he didn't speak English. FML
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NathanKett 0
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Flash him your boobs. Now that's a language everyone can understand.

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ActionManly 11
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Did he speak the language of Love? ;)

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betamaxjim92 0
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haha language barriers suck

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drcool41 0
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even so I'm pretty sure he could tell what you were trying to say by the tone of your voice and facial expression

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betamaxjim92 0
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haha language barriers suck

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UsernameUnknown 7
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Were you really talking that long.

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autumn_kiki 0

Whats the problem its better when they don't speak : )

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Horde 8

True :] Same with women

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autumn_kiki 0

I agree who needs conversation either way

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Muwuahahaha 0

Haha. He sounds like a keeper XD

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Dante1337 0
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nice wow refrence 7.

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Jimboom 11
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Instead of flapping your tongue in your own mouth your should have been flapping it in HIS mouth. He would have gotten what you were getting at a lot faster then.

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Rayn4u_fml 0
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Body language?

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ActionManly 11
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Did he speak the language of Love? ;)

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NathanKett 0
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Flash him your boobs. Now that's a language everyone can understand.

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youthink_fml 0

YDI for trying to verbally flirt with someone you haven't even spoken to. Hard up?

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kukopia 0
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How is 'verbally flirting' not 'spoken'?!?!?

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aurelia1884 0

He probably DID speak English, but just played dumb because he wasn't interested.

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dntknowaname 0
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haha you beat me to it

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tiancai 0

lol yeah actually I've done this many times when I went to the States. "ai dawnt spik ingleesh!" lmao

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LadyGore 12
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You can't assume that because you don't know her vacation location. I go to Mexico a lot on vacation and I flirt with a lot of Spanish guys who you'd never guess what language they are fluent in. It's hit or miss.

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ChaplinSnakker 0
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How long were you talking? i mean did you just go over then with a stream of babbling because surely you'd start with something along the lines of "hey" allowing you to immediately realise the language barrier rather then making a dick of yourself? YDI

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rawrsaur19 0
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except almost everyone can say "hello" and the like. Even if you don't speak a language, if theres a lot of it in your area (like tourists) then you'll pick up a few simple phrases.

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Rico5037 0

everyone knows how to fuck lol

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