By Anonymous - 25/11/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, while on a vacation, I tried to step out of myself and flirt with this boy who I thought was cute. He was going along with it and nodding so I thought it was working. Then he opened his mouth and I realized he didn't speak English. FML
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Flash him your boobs. Now that's a language everyone can understand.

Did he speak the language of Love? ;)


haha language barriers suck

even so I'm pretty sure he could tell what you were trying to say by the tone of your voice and facial expression

haha language barriers suck

Were you really talking that long.

autumn_kiki 0

Whats the problem its better when they don't speak : )

Horde 8

True :] Same with women

autumn_kiki 0

I agree who needs conversation either way

Muwuahahaha 0

Haha. He sounds like a keeper XD

nice wow refrence 7.

Instead of flapping your tongue in your own mouth your should have been flapping it in HIS mouth. He would have gotten what you were getting at a lot faster then.

Body language?

Did he speak the language of Love? ;)

Flash him your boobs. Now that's a language everyone can understand.

youthink_fml 0

YDI for trying to verbally flirt with someone you haven't even spoken to. Hard up?

How is 'verbally flirting' not 'spoken'?!?!?

aurelia1884 0

He probably DID speak English, but just played dumb because he wasn't interested.

haha you beat me to it

tiancai 0

lol yeah actually I've done this many times when I went to the States. "ai dawnt spik ingleesh!" lmao

You can't assume that because you don't know her vacation location. I go to Mexico a lot on vacation and I flirt with a lot of Spanish guys who you'd never guess what language they are fluent in. It's hit or miss.

How long were you talking? i mean did you just go over then with a stream of babbling because surely you'd start with something along the lines of "hey" allowing you to immediately realise the language barrier rather then making a dick of yourself? YDI

except almost everyone can say "hello" and the like. Even if you don't speak a language, if theres a lot of it in your area (like tourists) then you'll pick up a few simple phrases.

Rico5037 0

everyone knows how to fuck lol