FML : Today, while I was making love to my fiancé, his mom walked out of the hotel bathroom and sat in a chair less than two feet away from the bed. She made...

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Today, while I was making love to my fiancé, his mom walked out of the hotel bathroom and sat in a chair less than two feet away from the bed. She made idle conversation with us for the next 15 minutes. My fiancé was still inside me the entire time. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Interrupted / Saturday 27 November 2010 01:03 / United States

Intimacy

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By nataleeeuh | 0

#1758370 - Saturday 27 November 2010 10:14

Why in the hell would the mom be in there in the first place?

By dudeitsdanny | 9

#1758372 - Saturday 27 November 2010 10:14

Why were you having sex in the room you were, seemingly, sharing with her? Especially when she was just in the bathroom.. O.o At least do so when she leaves the hotel room.. Not when she could walk in within a few minutes..

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By nataleeeuh | 0

#1758370 - Saturday 27 November 2010 10:14

Why in the hell would the mom be in there in the first place?

robosonic | 2

#1758445 - Saturday 27 November 2010 10:28

I'm predicting a whole wave of "Lol threesome" comments will approach soon. it seems like the mom took it all casually though...

marmlr339 | 14

#1758448 - Saturday 27 November 2010 10:28

yea WTF would she be doing there? and why did u just lie there? you should have tried to bait her out of the room

DudeImBetter | 0

#1758547 - Saturday 27 November 2010 10:45

lol threesome

xFalzz | 0

#1758558 - Saturday 27 November 2010 10:47

Wincest threesome! Trololol *Am I doing it right?*

Zya_fml | 8

#1758608 - Saturday 27 November 2010 11:00

LOL...this whole FML is f***k'd up 0.o

lindsey37 | 0

#1758717 - Saturday 27 November 2010 11:46

^^ Amen! haha

Bees_fml | 0

#1758947 - Saturday 27 November 2010 12:48

You guys are all suggesting a threesome, but the OP already said his mom was making love to him. "While making love to my fiancé, his mom..." Grammar fail.

AtoZnumbersand_ | 1

#1759173 - Saturday 27 November 2010 02:05

WTF?? Why is no one asking why they didn't stop having sex for fifteen minutes while his mother was two feet away?

marmlr339 | 14

#1759398 - Saturday 27 November 2010 03:03

why is there a replica Justin bieber on here?

sheehan35 | 2

#1759494 - Saturday 27 November 2010 03:31

yeah sounds fake

Draminicaus | 0

#1759502 - Saturday 27 November 2010 03:32

Why are there still people trying to insult xfalzz because he looks like Bieber? That insult got sick and died a month ago.

JennyyBennyy | 0

#1759863 - Saturday 27 November 2010 04:53

no, OP's grammar is correct, you're just an idiot..

Bees_fml | 0

#1759892 - Saturday 27 November 2010 05:22

The FML staff fixed it; apparently they realized OP's grammatical error as well. (That's why I quoted what it used to say.)

BBQFetus | 0

#1760065 - Saturday 27 November 2010 07:43

why is there a replica iron man here..?:D

SkeetMaGeet637 | 1

#1760825 - Saturday 27 November 2010 10:22

Grammar Nazi's make me happy :)

DocBastard | 38

#1762412 - Sunday 28 November 2010 06:23

You make us unhappy when you add unnecessary apostrophes.

OwN3d3d | 0

#2740797 - Thursday 23 June 2011 06:42

ur an idiot

DerpyDerpinator | 15

#5938568 - Thursday 8 May 2014 05:30

Leaving out apostrophes makes us unhappy too.

ZeusBeDubsteppin | 24

#6447470 - Thursday 29 October 2015 06:09

better question is why were they having sex if they knew she was there in the first place. not to mention asking her to leave..

By dudeitsdanny | 9

#1758372 - Saturday 27 November 2010 10:14

felipe87 | 2

#1758779 - Saturday 27 November 2010 12:00

I was wondering the same thing

zachjack | 0

#1759086 - Saturday 27 November 2010 01:39

I agree

pinkdottedbow | 0

#1759385 - Saturday 27 November 2010 03:00

Agree, 2. By the way, you look like Julian Casablancas.

kenjiisown | 1

#1759986 - Saturday 27 November 2010 06:49

^^Yes, he does. JC is so hot.

ashylarry | 0

#1762553 - Sunday 28 November 2010 07:45

it's probably a fake fml. it happens.

Gook0123 | 9

#4634076 - Saturday 30 June 2012 02:34

What a stud...

By keoct | 4

#1758376 - Saturday 27 November 2010 10:15

Umm if your fiancé could keep it up and in you for 15 minutes well his mom was in the room there might be some issues there.

Kaatyy | 0

#1758469 - Saturday 27 November 2010 10:31

^Exactly

Iskaria | 0

#1758723 - Saturday 27 November 2010 11:47

Yes, this! lol my thoughts exactly!

Micayla | 12

#1758736 - Saturday 27 November 2010 11:52

I agree!

Nutz321 | 0

#1758925 - Saturday 27 November 2010 12:35

agreed

blazed562 | 0

#1760085 - Saturday 27 November 2010 07:52

agreed

hobojo11 | 0

#1760847 - Saturday 27 November 2010 10:32

bow chika wow wow

TheNewGuy03 | 26

#6652231 - Monday 18 July 2016 08:50

He's probably like, "Shit, I have an audience now! I gotta perform."

By Crimsonhead | 0

#1758378 - Saturday 27 November 2010 10:15

Why the hell would you not put an end to it, rather than continue for 15 minutes? I call bullshit.

By ThoraxeTheImpale_fml | 0

#1758392 - Saturday 27 November 2010 10:18

I wanna have, intercourse with you! I love stewie

shanie123 | 10

#1758421 - Saturday 27 November 2010 10:23

"is there a shorter word for intercourse?" lol I love stewie too

purplemonster89 | 0

#1761356 - Sunday 28 November 2010 12:46

relations!

shishi96 | 0

#1762597 - Sunday 28 November 2010 08:12

sex? duhh bahaha(:

samantha_nicholl | 0

#2585868 - Monday 30 May 2011 08:48

By shanie123 | 10

#1758406 - Saturday 27 November 2010 10:21

that is sooo creepy

By DEXter501 | 0

#1758416 - Saturday 27 November 2010 10:23

Seriously? At least TRY to have some decency while your future in-laws are around. Did you really expect her to not notice?

DEXter501 | 0

#1758433 - Saturday 27 November 2010 10:26

Oh and honey, you weren't "interrupted", you were asking for it.

BloodyHeel | 8

#1758610 - Saturday 27 November 2010 11:01

How dare sex be interrupted.

122409 | 0

#1758755 - Saturday 27 November 2010 11:55

so like, I fucking love that your picture is the Cannibal artwork. just sayin'

DEXter501 | 0

#1762741 - Sunday 28 November 2010 09:14

Yeah Static-X sure is something. Disturbed is cool too

By xFalzz | 0

#1758464 - Saturday 27 November 2010 10:31

Wasn't that a brilliant idea? And how did the mother have no clue what was happening under those blankets for an entire 15 minutes?

Rei_Ayanami | 18

#1758483 - Saturday 27 November 2010 10:35

I'm sure she knew, and tried to make it awkward.

mr_erotic32 | 0

#1761932 - Sunday 28 November 2010 03:38

is that Justin bieber

UnicornPukePink | 0

#2570054 - Friday 27 May 2011 12:26

No, it isn't Justin Bieber. I know some people find it hard to believe, but everyone with brown flippy hair isn't Justin Bieber.

Jezlovespink | 5

#4007628 - Wednesday 8 February 2012 04:27

Maybe she was not sober??? On drugs? Alcohol??

sweethang26 | 7

#5118621 - Monday 5 November 2012 11:20

he looks nothing like Bieber..

By DudeImBetter | 0

#1758497 - Saturday 27 November 2010 10:37

15 straight minutes dang he must have the world record or something.

doughertyz | 1

#3555020 - Monday 7 November 2011 07:18

Except not......

banemask | 14

#5693094 - Saturday 28 September 2013 11:47

Really? I hope that was sarcasm but for some reason i doubt it

inthehidden | 16

#6475286 - Wednesday 2 December 2015 12:35

Did you really expect him to keep going while his mom is sitting there?

By Northerntowngirl | 0

#1758499 - Saturday 27 November 2010 10:37

seriously why were you doing it when she was just in the bathroom! ydi for sure!

tmarie21 | 0

#1759648 - Saturday 27 November 2010 04:02

AGREED!

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