By Interrupted - 27/11/2010 01:03 - United States

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Today, while I was making love to my fiancé, his mom walked out of the hotel bathroom and sat in a chair less than two feet away from the bed. She made idle conversation with us for the next 15 minutes. My fiancé was still inside me the entire time. FML
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nataleeeuh 0

Why in the hell would the mom be in there in the first place?

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dudeitsdanny 9

Why were you having sex in the room you were, seemingly, sharing with her? Especially when she was just in the bathroom.. O.o At least do so when she leaves the hotel room.. Not when she could walk in within a few minutes..

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nataleeeuh 0

Why in the hell would the mom be in there in the first place?

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robosonic 2

I'm predicting a whole wave of "Lol threesome" comments will approach soon. it seems like the mom took it all casually though...

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marmlr339 14

yea WTF would she be doing there? and why did u just lie there? you should have tried to bait her out of the room

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xFalzz 0

Wincest threesome! Trololol *Am I doing it right?*

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Bees_fml 0

You guys are all suggesting a threesome, but the OP already said his mom was making love to him. "While making love to my fiancé, his mom..." Grammar fail.

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AtoZnumbersand_ 1

WTF?? Why is no one asking why they didn't stop having sex for fifteen minutes while his mother was two feet away?

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marmlr339 14

why is there a replica Justin bieber on here?

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Draminicaus 0

Why are there still people trying to insult xfalzz because he looks like Bieber? That insult got sick and died a month ago.

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JennyyBennyy 0

no, OP's grammar is correct, you're just an idiot..

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Bees_fml 0

The FML staff fixed it; apparently they realized OP's grammatical error as well. (That's why I quoted what it used to say.)

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BBQFetus 0

why is there a replica iron man here..?:D

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SkeetMaGeet637 1

Grammar Nazi's make me happy :)

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DocBastard 38

You make us unhappy when you add unnecessary apostrophes.

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DerpyDerpinator 15

Leaving out apostrophes makes us unhappy too.

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ZeusBeDubsteppin 24

better question is why were they having sex if they knew she was there in the first place. not to mention asking her to leave..

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dudeitsdanny 9

Why were you having sex in the room you were, seemingly, sharing with her? Especially when she was just in the bathroom.. O.o At least do so when she leaves the hotel room.. Not when she could walk in within a few minutes..

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pinkdottedbow 0

Agree, 2. By the way, you look like Julian Casablancas.

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kenjiisown 1

^^Yes, he does. JC is so hot.

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ashylarry 0

it's probably a fake fml. it happens.

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Crimsonhead 0

Why the hell would you not put an end to it, rather than continue for 15 minutes? I call bullshit.

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ThoraxeTheImpale_fml 0

I wanna have, intercourse with you! I love stewie

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shanie123 10

"is there a shorter word for intercourse?" lol I love stewie too

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DEXter501 0

Seriously? At least TRY to have some decency while your future in-laws are around. Did you really expect her to not notice?

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DEXter501 0

Oh and honey, you weren't "interrupted", you were asking for it.

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122409 0

so like, I ******* love that your picture is the Cannibal artwork. just sayin'

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DEXter501 0

Yeah Static-X sure is something. Disturbed is cool too

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xFalzz 0

Wasn't that a brilliant idea? And how did the mother have no clue what was happening under those blankets for an entire 15 minutes?

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Rei_Ayanami 18

I'm sure she knew, and tried to make it awkward.

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mr_erotic32 0

is that Justin bieber

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UnicornPukePink 0

No, it isn't Justin Bieber. I know some people find it hard to believe, but everyone with brown flippy hair isn't Justin Bieber.

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Jezlovespink 5

Maybe she was not sober??? On drugs? Alcohol??

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DudeImBetter 0

15 straight minutes dang he must have the world record or something.

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banemask 14

Really? I hope that was sarcasm but for some reason i doubt it

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inthehidden 16

Did you really expect him to keep going while his mom is sitting there?

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Northerntowngirl 0

seriously why were you doing it when she was just in the bathroom! ydi for sure!

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