Today, I received a 7-page text message during school from my mom yelling at me because I ate her cereal. FML
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Today, I found out my mom put breast milk in my cereal until I was 7 years old. FML
Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML
Today, I was so hungover, I started yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walked in on me calling my cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML
Today, I went to the kitchen to grab some cereal. I guess my mum didn't hear me, because as I entered, I heard her ranting to herself about her, "goddamn fucking Cheerios". I started to slowly back out, but I tripped over my own feet. She heard and yelled at me for "sneaking around". FML
Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML
Today, my mother threw an egg at my face with force because I returned home 5 minutes late to dinner. FML
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Today, I was grounded by my mom because I had slept in past 11, when she wanted me to wake up at seven to do chores. According to her logic, I should have seen the note she left on the counter earlier this morning. FML
Today, I received a text from my mom saying, "We need to talk." I panicked and replied, "What did I do now?" She responded, "I was going to ask what you wanted for dinner, but now I’m curious about what you're hiding." FML
Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML
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Xavi89 0
hahahaha! you should have wrote back "yum"
Randen_fml 0
don't eat her cereal then?
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Comments (108)
captcdm501 0
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha heh heh heh hoooo!
ThunderGawd 0
tell your mamma to stop texting you at school and interfering with your learning. no wonder kids don't learn yet everyone blames the teacher. biiiiiiaaaaatches
Mesocoollike 8
Sounds like a pain in the ass! send an 8 paged text back describing how delicious it was, that oughta shut her up...
mintcar 10
Hahaha, oh this hilarious. Was there enough cereal in the box? Or was she just upset because it was simply hers and you ate it? Next time don't steal her Wheaties. :)
mintcar 10
7 pages seems like an awfully lot. She was probably going to stop at 5, but you just had to drink the last of the 2% milk.
mintcar 10
Ah ****. I meant for this to be a reply to my above comment.
KylaaKatastrophe 0
Haha, it was still funny.
mintcar 10
Awful*
Sargasm 4
You should have sent her a text message with a simple response: "Mom, why are you so cereal?"
flashback.miss 28
why so serial? or cereal or serious? XD
IWABO2_ 0
What a bitch
MoustacheHat 0
I would love to have a mother that get's worked up over cereal. It would make my life a whole lot more interesting.
sleephunters 8
She yelled at you through a text?
chamyh 0
that takes talent...
inglouriousbitch 0
ALL CAPS=YELLING
Shaggy_92 5
lol she's a bign'