Fourth , ur a dick .....

Fifth, you're*.

True, but the fact she called him a dick, I felt I had to humiliate her. She had no reason to call him such a name.

So the mother is stupid for putting the note there while OP was asleep, but they should have seen the note anyway? Your comment makes no sense.

I feel so bad for these people that post stories like this. Their parents seem so difficult to deal with.

*sigh* mom logic.

Once my mom told me she wasn't going to take me to school fifteen minutes before it started since I hadn't cleaned the kitchen properly. I walked, or rather ran, to school and was 30 minutes late. -_-

My dad is that same kind of idiot, but I'm still having trouble figuring out how OP's mother can actually be that stupid.... It's not great... :/

Okay I'm having a hard time here...so who are you agreeing with? You cant say the mom is stupid and you should have seen the note then to top it if FYL...makes NO sense.

Pretty sure #1 was using sarcasm, people.

ok u just failed.. first you say that the loguc failed and then she should have seen the note... that makes no sence.. second how is she supposed to read a note in her sleep

79 YOU failed. But I won't tell you how. I'll leave it to my fellow nazis.

That’s when you say “cool” and go back to bed.

So do surprise Allied invasions while your on vacation, eh Rommel? :D (for non-WWII people, D-Day occurred June 6th, 1944, right when Rommel, the German commander who was supposed to be in charge of the defense of the Normandy coastline, was on vacation in Germany.)

Well technically he was celebrating his wife's birthday....

Plus Rommel not being there had nothing to do with it. Hitler didn't release the panzer reserves so that led to Normandys downfall. Otherwise Normandy wouldn't have been lost

Bah, if Rommel was there on the 6th, he wouldve said, "**** Hitler's orders, give me my panzers!" von Rundstead couldn't get Hitler to release them (because Hitler was not to be woken!), but Rommel wouldn't even have bothered with Hitler at all.

Harry Potter ;p

Personally, I'd rather be grounded than woken up by a howler... The screaming and bursting into flames thing is just too much to handle first thing in the morning.... :L

You all don't wake up at 7am every morning to check for important notes lying around?? Ya neither do I.

"Now seeking age 40 Caucasian female." Yeah, lemme know how that works out.

Ok you prob. should stop typing like that

Some are even more than the last one. :3

sooo agree with that I don't get my mom sometimes she has a woop woop crazy side to her sometimes haha

Hence, the FML.

No shit 13

Ya don't say?

and then OP will get ground again for the opposite reason.

You were only grounded because you didn't save the clippings for your baby book. These are important memories you're tampering with.

Were you drunk too? Maybe that's why she grounded you.

49- At first, I didn't get it.