Today, I received a 7-page text message during school from my mom yelling at me because I ate her cereal. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my mom put breast milk in my cereal until I was 7 years old. FML
Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML
Today, I was so hungover, I started yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walked in on me calling my cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML
Today, I went to the kitchen to grab some cereal. I guess my mum didn't hear me, because as I entered, I heard her ranting to herself about her, "goddamn fucking Cheerios". I started to slowly back out, but I tripped over my own feet. She heard and yelled at me for "sneaking around". FML
Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML
Today, my mother threw an egg at my face with force because I returned home 5 minutes late to dinner. FML
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Today, I was grounded by my mom because I had slept in past 11, when she wanted me to wake up at seven to do chores. According to her logic, I should have seen the note she left on the counter earlier this morning. FML
Today, I received a text from my mom saying, "We need to talk." I panicked and replied, "What did I do now?" She responded, "I was going to ask what you wanted for dinner, but now I’m curious about what you're hiding." FML
Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML
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Top comments
Xavi89 0
hahahaha! you should have wrote back "yum"
Randen_fml 0
don't eat her cereal then?
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Comments (108)
BossHog 0
you deserve it for eating her ****** cereal
jmtafoya22 2
Haha. Well . . . What kind of cereal was it? =)
inglouriousbitch 0
Your mom sounds like her monthly friend has come to visit. Better stay away from her cereal.
xjsman89 0
I've been there. What a drag!
sammismith66 0
dude! my mom would do the same kinda thing!
lillypilly35 0
I think texts have a limit of 200 characters including spaces so theres no way you could have a 7 page text
jawjuhh 6
Yeahh ... #95? Some phones do that, some phones don't. Mine has a 140-character per page limit, with unlimited pages, and each page costs 25 cents ... Just saying. xD
phiaboo 0
ha same thing happened to me before
beatinstick 0
hahaha, that hilarious!
psycoguy500 0
Damn